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gobooned adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring the company of a bucket before attempting further conversation. gobshelled adj. Still drunk, and projecting a substantial mouthful across the room whenever conversation becomes particularly earnest. Lillis remained gobshelled through breakfast, narrowly missing the toast with each contribution. gobshited (/ˈɡɒbˌʃaɪtd/) adj. Too drunk to recognise unwanted conversation as unwanted, particularly when everyone else is carrying coats. Rupert got gobshited by ten and followed strangers into the hall to continue an unfinished anecdote. gobsmackered adj. Sufficiently drunk to find each ordinary event astounding, and to require witnesses for all of them. Alontae was gobsmackered by the automatic taps and summoned the whole table to admire them. gobsticked adj. Drunk beyond conversation, with the household receiving only clarinet-like sounds from the sofa. Leydy got gobsticked and announced the arrival of the blanket in several tones. gobstopper treed adj. You have drunk enough to suck one subject for hours before spitting it out on everyone nearby. Aubreyonna was gobstopper treed over a minor parking dispute, which the table heard repeatedly. gobstoppered (/ˈɡɒbˌstɒp.ə(ɹ)d/) adj. Having drunk more than the company can comfortably absorb, yet remaining hard and spherical in one fixed opinion. Angelee became gobstoppered over the seating plan and would not relinquish the subject for hours. goburraed (/ˈɡoʊbərəd/) adj. You are drunk and laughing like a bird, obliging the surrounding table to locate the source. Kaiben was goburraed beside the fireplace, laughing at intervals that nobody else could hear. gocarted adj. The state of being drunk and requiring furniture, walls, and acquaintances to remain upright. Chi went gocarted and used the reception desk as a portable walking aid. gochugarued adj. Of a drinker: hot, red and liberally distributed among people who had not ordered seasoning. Stanna was gochugarued by supper, bringing fiery opinions to every table in the restaurant. gochujanged (/ˈɡoʊ.t͡ʃu.d͡ʒæŋd/) adj. A drinker who has become a hot, sticky accompaniment to every conversation in the room. Chealsy was gochujanged at the gathering, clinging to each discussion and increasing its heat. gochutgarued adj. Of a drinker who has taken the spicy route through the evening and left everyone else blinking. Lycurgus became gochutgarued after the third cocktail, making the quiet room feel unexpectedly piquant. god drawed adj. Drunk, with the result that every companion appears to have dealt you exactly what you needed. Kensyn became god drawed and announced that each person present had been selected for a purpose. god gamed adj. Reduced by drink to surveying the gathering as a controllable landscape, issuing plans for everyone in it. Savannaha became god gamed and began directing guests between rooms as though traffic depended on her. god handed adj. Sharpened by drink into recognising the perfect reply several minutes after everyone else has gone home. Tyden was god handed during the argument, producing immaculate answers once the subject had changed. god kinged adj. A drinker so far gone that every minor decision appears to require both state power and ceremony.