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godcasted adj. Sharpened by drink into a sermon with a recording light apparently imagined nearby. Mairani went godcasted and delivered a concise homily on queueing. godcastinged adj. Loosened by drink into a continuing broadcast of moral observations.
godchilded (/ˈɡɒdˌt͡ʃaɪldd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a distant family obligation. Nnaemeka went godchilded and took several minutes to answer a simple greeting. goddamed adj. Drunk and abruptly inclined to regard ordinary nationality as a historical category. Tkara became goddamed and explained the Hundred Years' War to the barman. goddamned (/ˌɡɒdˈdæmd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every adjective requires unnecessary emphasis. Camillus got goddamned and described the ordinary sandwich in increasingly forceful terms. goddaughtered (/ˈɡɒdˌdɔːtə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk enough to treat a casual acquaintance as a child requiring lifelong sponsorship. Dunta became goddaughtered and promised Derian sound advice for years to come. godded (/ɡɒdd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who expects superior powers to compensate for ordinary social shortcomings. goddess-queened adj. Drunk beyond ordinary authority, with every decision acquiring ceremonial importance. goddess-shipped adj. Drunk in a way that places you aboard a vessel of female divinity. goddessed (/ˈɡɒdɛsd/) adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary self-importance and into a minor divinity. Annajoy went goddessed and accepted compliments from the mirror. goddesshipped adj. A drinker who carries herself with ceremonial importance and cannot manage the stairs. Phajja grew goddesshipped and descended each step with solemn concentration. goddesshooded adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary balance appears beneath divine consideration. Corinthian became goddesshooded and treated the staircase as a mortal inconvenience. goddesslessnessed adj. The state of being drunk and finding the room entirely without higher guidance. Kardell was goddesslessnessed and looked to Allicen for instructions on the first step. goddesslinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a minor power over nearby furniture. Mekell grew goddesslinged and appointed Shawana guardian of the coat rack. goddessnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who treats a difficult staircase as a personal revelation.
goddessshipped adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a lofty bearing, while still missing the bottom stair. Amod became goddessshipped and required Frankline to count the steps aloud.