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godi mediaed adj. The condition of a drinker who turns every setback on the way home into favourable news. godied (/ˈɡəʊdid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of one's own authority, despite requiring assistance with the stairs. godkided adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring the protective supervision normally reserved for a child on stairs. godkillered adj. Sharpened by drink into declaring the last order an enemy and the walk home a campaign. Asya became godkillered at closing time and addressed the bar tab as a personal adversary. godkinded adj. Emboldened by drink to gather every remaining bottle into one benevolent pantheon for the journey home. Marrissa grew godkinded after last orders and assigned divine purposes to the bottles on the table. godkinned adj. Loosened by drink into treating the smallest remaining measure as a minor deity with visitation rights. Kyleeann was godkinned by the final round and gave the last olive a respectful farewell. godlessnessed adj. Slowed by drink to a condition in which the bar, the rounds and the destination appear equally without guidance. Salahudin became godlessnessed between last orders and the taxi, unable to appoint a direction. godleted adj. Drunk and appointing the least impressive object in the pub to govern the journey home. Blin was godleted by closing time and entrusted the taxi search to a chipped beer mat. godlevskited adj. Drunk to the point where the yellow glint of a dropped bottle top determines the route home. godlikenessed adj. Drunk enough to regard the person carrying the coats as possessing several unnecessary divine powers. Oluwaseyi was godlikenessed by closing time and entrusted the house keys to the coat-carrier. godlinessed adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining solemn conduct through the collection of coats and the payment of the round. Isham was godlinessed at last orders, attempting a reverent bow to the departing bartender. godlinged adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the smallest remaining drink is not a local authority over the journey home. godlored adj. Drunk in a way that turns every round, receipt and route home into material for theology. godmaed adj. Drunk, with the result that a trusted companion is appointed to supervise coats, keys and the way home. godmamaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the person beside you responsible for one more round and your safe return. Arryanna was godmamaed at last orders, asking Jyiah to approve both the taxi and the final drink. godmammaed adj. Drunk to the extent of sponsoring the party's departure, despite having misplaced the means of payment. Aathavan was godmammaed at closing time and promised to guide Coyote safely past the kebab shop.