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godmanned adj. Drunk on the strength of a persuasive stranger's assurance that another round is spiritually necessary. Ardelia was godmanned by last orders and followed George-lee towards a bar already being locked. godmoded adj. Sufficiently drunk to become invulnerable to criticism, preferably by entering no code at all. Hikmat got godmoded and declined three perfectly reasonable objections. godmodered adj. Drunk since last orders, and assigning the evening's consequences unfairly to everyone else. Elissa-mae was godmodered by closing time and declared Rafsan responsible for the missing taxi. godmodinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and granting yourself advantages unavailable to anyone else on the journey home. godmomed (/ˈɡɒd.mɒmd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the nearest responsible person as guardian of your keys and destination. godmommied adj. Still drunk, and seeking maternal approval for the coat selected and the route proposed home. godmothered (/ˈɡɒdmʌðəd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish sponsoring a safe departure from promising to raise the entire party properly. Dejanira was godmothered by last orders and promised Ralston a morally improving taxi journey. godmotherhooded adj. Sufficiently drunk to assume responsibility for the party's coats, keys and eventual appearance at home. Nusrat was godmotherhooded by closing time and gathered Xayne's coat, keys and unfinished crisps. godmothershipped adj. Having drunk enough to acquire formal responsibility for a companion's safe passage and informal responsibility for the coats. godmumed (/ˈɡɒd.mʌmd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably support, and appointing yourself keeper of everyone's way home. godmummied adj. You have drunk enough to require, and confidently provide, parental supervision at the taxi rank. Quanette was godmummied after last orders and told Monteria to keep both shoes on during the journey. godnessed adj. Drunk enough to claim divine status, with the theological precision of a bar-room disputant. Jerilyn became godnessed and began granting minor absolutions beside the fruit machine. godorded adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing personal authority from an ancient Scandinavian office. Salinda went godorded and attempted to settle the seating dispute by pagan decree. godovikovited adj. Drunk beyond the point at which ammonium aluminium sulphate seems a reasonable subject for sustained conversation. Cecilly became godovikovited and lectured the coat stand on mineral composition. godowned (/ˈɡoʊ̯daʊ̯nd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns every available room into a warehouse requiring inventory. Evangelo went godowned and labelled the pub's corners according to imagined consignments. godpaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes unsolicited guidance appear a legitimate family obligation. Zandre became godpaed and offered the teenager by the jukebox a detailed plan for adulthood.