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GC'd adj. Drunk and separating every conversation into its constituent vapours, with no prospect of recombination. Trishna was GC'd and distinguished the evening’s gossip into remarkably pure fractions. GCA'd adj. Softened by drink into believing that the oldest person present is necessarily the wisest. Ruthene got GCA'd and asked the eldest guest to approve her train timetable. GCAS'd adj. Of a drinker who has failed to avoid the approaching furniture. Lorren got GCAS'd near the sideboard and blamed the evening's poor visibility. GCD'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced every round to its greatest common divisor. Agassi got GCD'd and divided the remaining drinks equally among the table. GCE'd adj. Drunk to a degree that every confident kitchen decision is conceptually unsound. Masie was GCE'd and put the teabag in the sugar bowl with complete conviction. GCF'd adj. Having drunk enough to divide every domestic inconvenience by its greatest shared factor. Ellyot got GCF'd and reduced the entire kitchen dispute to one number on a tea towel. GCI'd (/ˌd͡ʒiːˌsiːˈaɪd/) adj. Of a drinker: drunk and directing an interception from the ground against aircraft that exist chiefly in memory. Martino was GCI'd, vectoring a passing moth towards an airfield of his own devising. GCMS'd adj. Drunk enough to separate each conversation, determine its mass, and announce the result. Samone grew GCMS'd and assigned molecular significance to the smallest exchange. GCN'd adj. A drinker who has turned the room into a console, with friends serving as reluctant controllers. Arness was GCN'd, and Loveaya spent the evening steering him away from furniture. GCNS'd adj. Reduced by drink to a specialist in elderly care, with one patient and no qualifications. Merit got GCNS'd and assessed the oldest guest for hydration beside the fruit bowl. GCP'd adj. A drinker who has acquired known coordinates and is making little use of them. Rodessa was GCP'd beside the radiator, exactly where Ellis had left her. GCQ'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has placed the entire evening under community quarantine, including the coats. Falecia went GCQ'd and restricted all departures from the pub until further notice. GCR'd adj. Emboldened by drink to attribute the morning's radiation, headache and poor decisions to cosmic causes. Adaora woke GCR'd and blamed galactic particles for the state of the kitchen. GCS'd adj. Of a drinker: scored by alarming numbers until the ambulance crew discover the score is merely social. Josie-lea was GCS'd, answering the paramedic with the confidence of a failing examination. GCSE'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a sensible revision plan from writing the answers on the timetable. Meraya got GCSE'd and revised the menu before attempting to order from it. GCSI'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every introduction requires an honorary title and a formal audience. Sebastyan was GCSI'd and expected Marshalle to announce each arrival properly.