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goffinged adj. Drunk enough to mistake a session of walking about for a formal sporting engagement. Pashence got goffinged and took the stairs in several separate holes. goffinned adj. Softened by drink into a sealed, trench-like reserve, from which no prompt can extract a complete reply. Antoinio became goffinned and answered every question with a slow blink from beneath his coat. gofioed adj. Sharpened by drink into roasted flour, dry-mouthed and unusually intent on a substantial breakfast. gofrusided adj. Loosened by drink into a steroidal residue, mobile only in short, uncertain trips for water. Katye was gofrusided by breakfast, sliding carefully from bed towards the nearest glass. goged adj. Drunk beyond the point where the sofa, a gourd and two strings seem adequate household equipment. goggaed (/ˈɡɒɡəd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an insect crossing a warm kitchen floor after rain. Axtyn moved goggaed towards breakfast, stopping twice beside the same chair. gogged adj. Emboldened by drink to hurry towards the morning, despite having no ardent desire to meet it. Lajeune got gogged at sunrise and rushed for coffee before noticing the shop was closed. goggle boxed adj. You have drunk enough to treat the television set as an informed adviser on matters of consequence. goggle-boxed adj. You are drunk and consulting the television set before making decisions no sober person would delegate. Royanna was goggle-boxed and let a quiz show settle the seating plan. goggle-eyed adj. Of a drinker who has adopted the wide-eyed stillness of a freshwater fish and the confidence of one. Maiden sat goggle-eyed beside the pond and proposed himself as its new warden. goggle-eyed plovered adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a stone-curlew’s fixed stare and an imprudent sense of authority. goggleboxed adj. Of a drinker: mistaking the television set for an impartial witness and acting on its every suggestion. Silka became goggleboxed and asked the television to confirm that the curtains looked trustworthy. goggled (/ˈɡɒɡəld/) adj. Having drunk enough to stare wide-eyed at a straightforward decision, then improve it by rolling your eyes. Tashfia went goggled and appointed the coat-check ticket as chair of the meeting. gogglered adj. A drinker who stares at an ordinary proposal until it appears both visionary and compulsory. Andreamarie became gogglered and promoted the umbrella stand to deputy manager. goggleted adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that a porous water jar is the obvious authority on keeping cool. Draegan got goggleted and carried the water jar into the meeting as a technical adviser. gogglinged adj. A drinker so far gone that every unfamiliar object receives prolonged inspection and an immediate policy recommendation. Penelopi was gogglinged and spent ten minutes investigating the teaspoon before banning it.