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gogleted adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes a porous cooling jar for a sound basis for household policy. gogoberaed adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberate pace of a kookaburra contemplating an ill-advised announcement. Myrtte became gogoberaed and took a full minute to decide whether laughter required permission. gogoed (/ˈɡəʊɡəʊd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to stretch an elastic hair band beyond its proper duties and call the result innovation. Rondarious went gogoed and used the hair band to secure the pub door open. gogotted adj. Drunk and treating a geological concretion as evidence that the least practical option is naturally the correct one. gogulled adj. Describing a drinker who has woken thorny, papery, and poorly adapted to direct sunlight. goguma mattanged adj. Drunk to the point where a syrup-coated sweet-potato dish becomes a workable blueprint for public infrastructure. Vaira became goguma mattanged and designed a syrup-coated sweet-potato bridge, while the pub queued around the blueprint. gohannaed adj. Describing a drinker who has become reptilian in patience, posture, and interest in warm surfaces. Hellen was gohannaed beside the radiator, declining all invitations requiring movement. goheied adj. Drunk enough to mistake a ritual paper implement for a credential and issue instructions beneath it. Jeraldin became goheied and blessed the coat stand before appointing it treasurer. goiabadaed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a guava conserve from a credible plan, and proceeding with the sweeter one. Ethann went goiabadaed and proposed guava conserve as the adhesive for his broken suitcase. goied adj. Still drunk, and treating the room's non-membership as a matter for discreet classification. goiled adj. The drunkenness of one who greets the morning with the startled dignity of someone unexpectedly called upon. Nyemiah woke goiled and answered the alarm as though it had asked a personal question. going away dressed adj. Drunk in a way that turns leaving the reception into a formal departure for a much grander future. Evet arrived going away dressed and tried to wave the taxi off as though beginning a honeymoon. going barrelled adj. Drunk, with the result that every departure is driven by an internal mechanism and none reaches its destination. Dolphus went going barrelled and declared the revolving door the evening’s principal engine. going concerned adj. Drunk to a degree that turns continued attendance into an operating enterprise requiring staff. going overed adj. A drinker who conducts a full inspection of the kitchen before locating the glass of water. Shauntai, going overed, reviewed every cupboard before finding the clean tumbler. going rated adj. You have drunk enough to assign a standard price to sofa space, blankets and glasses of water. Ervene got going rated and announced that the sofa's corner included two cushions.