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gold plated adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a bright outer finish while the underlying object remains unmistakably ordinary. Matthewjames arrived gold plated, gleaming socially while unable to open the front gate. gold pointed adj. Drunk by the third round, and making every conversation a matter of exchange rates and bullion. Lerlene got gold pointed and explained to the barmaid why cash had become theoretically unnecessary. gold recorded adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced the room has heard enough to award a commercial success. gold rushed (/ˈɡəʊldˌɹʌʃd/) adj. Still drunk, and migrating feverishly towards anyone rumoured to possess another round. Estol was gold rushed, crossing the pub whenever somebody mentioned a fresh bottle. gold rushered adj. Having drunk enough to join every expedition, particularly those involving a rumoured source of refreshments. Adelyne became gold rushered and followed strangers to three different bars before finding the original group. gold sized adj. Having drunk more than the company can absorb, and leaving every social surface tackily prepared for embellishment. gold soldered adj. Drunk by the third round, and permanently joining people who had sensibly remained separate. gold standarded adj. You are drunk and insisting that every person present meet a value established by you alone. Raymound got gold standarded and rated the evening against an impossibly prosperous memory. gold star familied adj. Of a drinker who has gathered the whole table into an honorary household and expects collective loyalty. Abanoub became gold star familied and assigned everyone a place in his rapidly expanding household. gold star fathered adj. Describing a drinker who assumes paternal responsibility for strangers, their coats, and their decisions. gold star gayed adj. A drinker who has made a private distinction and now expects the company to record it respectfully. Berneil became gold star gayed and treated an ordinary introduction as a matter for careful documentation. gold star lesbianed adj. A drinker so far gone that personal history is presented as a qualification before conversation may proceed. Esvin got gold star lesbianed and supplied a full biography before accepting a seat. gold star mothered adj. The state of being drunk and adopting every unattended person as someone requiring feeding, wrapping, or advice. Purnima became gold star mothered and distributed crisps according to what she imagined everyone needed. gold star parented adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed themselves responsible for the room's welfare and timetable. Kimberlyn got gold star parented and announced when each guest ought to leave. gold star wifed (/ˌɡəʊld stɑː ˈwaɪfd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a solemn domestic partnership of the nearest available companion. Flower became gold star wifed and discussed joint holidays with a man she had met beside the taps. gold starred adj. Of a drinker: convinced that each minor contribution deserves an award, preferably presented immediately. Joylyn got gold starred and applauded herself for finding the cloakroom without assistance.