Gibsonned
Gilaed

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Gibsonned (/ˈɡɪbsənd/) adj. Reduced by drink to mistake a cocktail onion for sound financial advice. Claude got Gibsonned and ordered a third round on the strength of a cocktail onion. Gideoned (/ˈɡɪd.i.ənd/) adj. Loosened by drink into distributing unsolicited certainty in book-sized portions. Daesia got Gideoned and left pocket guides to moral improvement beside every pint.
Giemsaed adj. Emboldened by drink to inspect the room for chromosomes, stains and other evidence of a theory. Gabrylle got Giemsaed and diagnosed the pub's family resemblance from its wall colours. Giffard injectored adj. Slowed by drink to propel one minor suggestion through the evening as though it powered the whole machine. Adelaido got Giffard injectored and spent forty minutes launching one toast into another. Giffed adj. Drunk past the point of stillness, replaying the same small gesture for an appreciative audience of one. Jassiah was Giffed and repeatedly attempted the same handshake with Messias. Giffen gooded adj. Drunk and buying more precisely because the price has risen, which seems proof of quality. Demetriona got Giffen gooded and ordered the dearer house wine to demonstrate financial judgement. Giftmased adj. Drunk to the point where buying presents for strangers appears both urgent and economically sound. Joshua-john got Giftmased and bought scarves for everyone in the kebab shop. GigaChaded adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken exceptional handsomeness for permission to lead the singalong. Lakeela got GigaChaded and took charge of a song nobody had requested. Gigachaded adj. Loosened by drink into an exceptionally handsome man who has mistaken the bathroom mirror for an audience. Jasaan got Gigachaded and spent the interval adjusting his collar beneath the hand dryer. Gigastacied adj. Slowed by drink to admire an exceptionally attractive Stacy without approaching her. Marlone became Gigastacied and spent an hour arranging his sentence. Giggleswickianed adj. Drunk enough to treat every minor mishap as a school tradition worth preserving. Triny got Giggleswickianed and appointed the broken umbrella head prefect. Gigli sawed (/ˈdʒɪɡ.ə.liˌsɔd/) adj. Drunk past the point of keeping any conversation in one piece. Jenson-joe got Gigli sawed and reduced the dinner discussion to flexible fragments. Gila monstered (/ˈhiːlə ˈmɒnstə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes a venomous desert lizard seem the cautious party. Correna got Gila monstered and entrusted the taxi arrangements to a reptile in a brochure. Gila trouted (/ˈhiː.lə tɹaʊtd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that a rare desert fish becomes a credible witness to events. Mariajulia got Gila trouted and asked the aquarium to confirm her version of the evening. Gila woodpeckered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every hard surface into an invitation to investigate repeatedly. Shanndolyn got Gila woodpeckered and tested the bar with her forehead for hidden rooms.
Gilaed (/ˈhiː.ləd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where a venomous desert lizard seems an appropriate adviser. Oliviyah got Gilaed and accepted the lizard's silence as a considered opinion.
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