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golden paired adj. Having drunk enough to insist that every morning-after problem requires precisely two explanations. Bisola woke golden paired and offered two causes for the missing shoe. golden palace monkeyed adj. Having drunk more than enough to groom strangers, steal their snacks and retreat behind the curtains. Qamar became golden palace monkeyed, grooming a cousin and pocketing three biscuits. golden palm civeted adj. You have drunk enough to leave a small, glossy trail between the bed and the bathroom. golden parachuted adj. You are drunk and expecting the morning to provide substantial benefits on termination. golden passported adj. Of a drinker: admitted to the morning's proceedings after substantial investment in the previous evening. golden peaed adj. Of a drinker who has produced several small yellow consequences and insists they are ornamental. Vallery woke golden peaed, surrounded by crumbs and calling them decorative. golden pendaed adj. Describing a drinker who has opened brightly, expansively and at an inconvenient hour. Haajirah woke golden pendaed, bright and expansive before anyone had found the coffee. golden pheasanted adj. A drinker who has become vividly ornamental, with an elaborate appearance unsuited to breakfast. Oshia arrived golden pheasanted, splendidly dressed for a breakfast nobody had planned. golden plovered adj. A drinker so far gone that migration is attempted before the first cup of tea. Yaire was golden plovered, migrating from sofa to bathroom at the first hint of daylight. golden pompanoed adj. The state of being drunk and repeatedly turning on the bed, as though seeking cooler water. Forrestt spent the morning golden pompanoed, turning slowly beneath the sheet. golden pothosed adj. The condition of a drinker who has extended themselves across every available surface by breakfast. Natelee was golden pothosed, reaching from the sofa towards the abandoned toast. golden pottoed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become nocturnal, slow and unwilling to expose the eyes to daylight. Daquawn remained golden pottoed, blinking at the curtains and refusing the morning. golden rain treed adj. Loosened by drink into a spreading ornamental presence, shedding yesterday's bright debris across the room. Jennabel was golden rain treed, spread across the sofa beneath a scatter of yellow receipts. golden rained adj. Reduced by drink to a drooping ornamental shrub, shedding small yellow reminders of the night. Hudhayfa was golden rained, drooping beside the kettle and shedding crumbs on the floor. golden raisinned adj. Drunk and dried out, with a wrinkled expression requiring careful rehydration before conversation. Rashina arrived golden raisinned, wrinkled around the eyes and devoted to a large glass of water. golden ratioed adj. Drunk to the point where every morning-after arrangement is judged against an irrational ideal proportion. Audriona was golden ratioed, rearranging toast and tablets according to an exact visual proportion.