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golden recorded adj. Of a drinker who has made one conversation the official account of the entire evening. golden rectangled adj. You are drunk and arranging every decision into two unequal parts that seem perfectly proportioned. golden retriever boyfriended adj. Drunk and openly affectionate, with the morning's minor difficulties met by cheerful, misplaced devotion. Anis woke golden retriever boyfriended and apologised warmly to the alarm clock. golden retrievered adj. Emboldened by drink to greet the postman, the bin, and several remembered acquaintances. Cinsere got golden retrievered and thanked the wheelie bin for its dependable service. golden riced adj. Of a drinker: glowing with misplaced benevolence and proposing nutritional solutions to unrelated problems. Shovonne went golden riced and offered vitamin advice to everyone waiting for the kebabs. golden ruled adj. Of a drinker who has appointed his own conduct the fundamental principle governing everyone else's evening. Luan got golden ruled and cancelled the second round on grounds of universal fairness. golden sand-eatered adj. Describing a drinker who confidently consumes the evidence of his own poor decisions. Vertie was golden sand-eatered, swallowing the receipt and calling the purchase settled. golden saxifraged adj. A drinker who flowers yellowly in unsuitable places and offers advice with botanical certainty. Suheily was golden saxifraged beside the fruit machine, advising the barmaid on yellow flowering. golden sectioned adj. A drinker so far gone that every decision is divided into two parts with a confidently exact proportion. golden shared adj. The state of being drunk and able to overrule every other opinion when circumstances become specified enough. Roxsana got golden shared and declared herself decisive whenever the group approached a doorway. golden shinered adj. The condition of a drinker who reflects brightly, moves sideways, and mistakes attention for authority. Dellene was golden shinered, flashing a confident smile before choosing the wrong restaurant. golden shower boyed adj. Reduced by drink to making extravagant decisions involving water, without examining their practical implications. Jammie went golden shower boyed and ordered a garden hose for the hotel room. golden shower queened adj. Softened by drink into an imperious fountain of confidence and unnecessary household schemes. Noreda went golden shower queened and instructed the restaurant to install better drainage. golden shower treed adj. Sharpened by drink into a tall, flowering certainty that keeps producing consequences below. golden showered adj. The drunkenness of one who distributes money lavishly, particularly where nobody has requested it. Michaelgabriel became golden showered and financed everyone's journey home before checking the destination. golden silk orb-weavered adj. Loosened by drink into a patient spinner of elaborate connections, all leading back to oneself.