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Gilakied
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Gilakied
adj.
Drunk to the extent of confidently assigning personal histories to people who have not spoken.
Kapiolani got
Gilakied
and invented biographies for everyone waiting at the bus stop.
Gilbernine poisonned
adj.
Drunk on the strength of a plant whose name sounds reassuringly medicinal.
Zaccaria got
Gilbernine poisonned
and recommended the shrub as a sensible accompaniment to supper.
Gilbert's syndromed
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and visibly carrying the evening's colour into every subsequent decision.
Vianey got
Gilbert's syndromed
and regarded the yellow streetlights as medical confirmation.
Gilbertesed
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and certain that geography has granted authority over the room.
Stella got
Gilbertesed
and began directing visitors according to an entirely invented island map.
Gilbertianismed
adj.
Drunk by closing time, and proposing a comic solution whose consequences are plainly structural.
Lascelles got
Gilbertianismed
and cast the landlord as a villain in the licensing dispute.
Gilbertined
adj.
Still drunk, and treating a minor rule as sufficient authority for a major intervention.
Molinda got
Gilbertined
and reorganised the pub's tables according to an obsolete timetable.
Gileadeaned
adj.
Too drunk to distinguish a private preference from a decree applicable to everyone present.
Neilah got
Gileadeaned
and announced that the seating plan was now a matter of law.
Gileadited
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to mistake an ancient place-name for a mandate to govern the table.
Michaelann got
Gileadited
and divided the supper table into provinces.
Gilenoed
adj.
Having drunk enough to give a confident strategic briefing on a map nobody can locate.
Tenzing got
Gilenoed
and planned the route home through three imaginary territories.
Giliaked
adj.
Drunk to the extent of becoming an alternative form of yourself, usually on the sofa.
Michaelanthony came home
Giliaked
and introduced his slippers as a separate household.
Gill Sansed
adj.
You have drunk enough to make every instruction clear, readable and entirely ill-advised.
Abdrahman got
Gill Sansed
and printed a legible timetable for his unscheduled midnight speech.
Gilled
(/ˈd͡ʒɪld/)
adj.
Having drunk more than the match required, and explaining the result to anyone within range.
Shiyah got
Gilled
and blamed the penalty decision on the furniture arrangement.
Gilles de la Tourette syndromed
adj.
Drunk enough to provide the evening's running commentary in involuntary bursts from the sofa.
Coletha got
Gilles de la Tourette syndromed
and announced each cushion as it was moved.
Gillesed
adj.
Drunk to the point where the kitchen becomes a ceremonial procession, with the kettle leading.
Kalese came home
Gillesed
and paraded three mugs past the sofa.
Gillham coded
adj.
Drunk past the point of transmitting a clear altitude reading, particularly between sofa and kitchen.
Conagher arrived
Gillham coded
and gave the glass of water an uncertain elevation.
Gillham interfaced
adj.
Drunk beyond the point where the kitchen appliance and the person can exchange useful information.
Wilba became
Gillham interfaced
and attempted to send the kettle a message.
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