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goldensealed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a yellow root as a remedy for every consequence of the evening. Yocelyn got goldensealed and prescribed the bar snacks for her own increasingly obvious condition. goldensproged adj. Too drunk to accept blame, having persuaded the company that every mishap was someone else's fault. Yovan was goldensproged and expected congratulations for not spilling his drink on the carpet. goldentail morayed adj. Having drunk enough to slip through the conversation sideways and emerge beside somebody else's pint. Avelin went goldentail morayed and surfaced beside the darts board without explanation. goldentailed adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced every conversation to a glittering flourish and a conspicuous exit. goldenthroated adj. Having drunk more than enough to sing brightly, repeatedly, and without the requested tune. Chealsy got goldenthroated and supplied a hummingbird's volume to the last orders announcement. goldentopped adj. You have drunk enough to place a yellow flowering crown on the nearest available object. Dakwan got goldentopped and crowned the pump with a handful of bar straws. goldentuft alyssumed adj. You are drunk and settled in a bright little mound wherever the evening puts you. goldenwared adj. Of a drinker: convinced that every glass in the pub is valuable enough to catalogue. Jameia got goldenwared and began sorting the glasses by imagined market value. goldenweeded adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a yellow-flowered plant for a suitable companion after closing time. goldeyed adj. Describing a drinker who has become fixated on smoked fish as the proper conclusion to the night. Soliel got goldeyed and asked the landlord whether the smoked fish came with brown sauce. goldfielded adj. Drunk in a way that turns every patch of ground into a promising site for excavation. Michaele got goldfielded and surveyed the pub carpet for valuable seams. goldfieldered adj. Drunk, with the result that every lost coin becomes the beginning of a fortune. Gurjas went goldfieldered beneath the bar, prospecting where the crisps had fallen. goldfieldited adj. Drunk to a degree that has made the drinker chemically elaborate and of little practical use. Jlyssa became goldfieldited and gave the coat stand a detailed mineral classification. goldfinched adj. Drunk since last orders, and flitting from conversation to conversation in search of crumbs. Solmarie was goldfinched, moving between tables whenever anyone opened a packet of crisps. goldfinnied adj. Drunk by the third round, and sleekly changing direction whenever anyone mentions going home. Hjalmer became goldfinnied and slipped away whenever departure was proposed. goldfish bowled (/ˈɡoʊldfɪʃ ˈboʊld/) adj. Still drunk, and going round in circles within a transparent domestic boundary. Vandra remained goldfish bowled, circling the coffee table while looking for her coat.