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goldmined adj. Too drunk to distinguish a profitable seam from the ordinary contents of a trouser pocket. goldminered adj. Too drunk to stop digging for approval after everyone else has gone home. Fumie got goldminered and excavated a compliment from an increasingly silent table.
goldmininged adj. Sufficiently drunk to keep prospecting the room for buried grievances. Quetzali went goldmininged and found an old disagreement beneath the pudding course. goldmohured adj. Having drunk enough to pass small change among friends as though presiding over an empire. Devrie got goldmohured and distributed coins from the till as ceremonial gifts. goldnessed adj. Having drunk more than the company can bear of your conviction that everything is splendid. Dayzie became goldnessed and praised the pub carpet until Bilqis changed seats. goldneyed adj. You have drunk enough to address every fish-shaped ornament as a personal acquaintance. Zian got goldneyed and introduced the bar's brass fish to Jossica twice. goldpieced adj. The condition of a drinker who has become monetary in outlook, exact in theory, and short of change. Icelynn went goldpieced and counted the same coins beneath the table twice. goldplated adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every acquaintance as a surface requiring a thin, expensive finish. goldquarryited adj. You are drunk and treating every dull conversation as a rare specimen worth displaying. Vaya went goldquarryited and presented a tedious anecdote to the entire smoking area. goldrushed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a crowded pub for a newly discovered territory requiring immediate settlement. Fayma got goldrushed and claimed the corner table before its occupants had finished standing up. goldschmidtited adj. Of a drinker: glittering socially, but composed of several incompatible conversations at once. Kashmira became goldschmidtited and joined three unrelated discussions without warning. goldseeded adj. Of a drinker who has scattered small beginnings of conversation throughout the room and watered none. Marguriete went goldseeded, leaving half-started anecdotes beside every table. goldsinnied adj. Describing a drinker who flashes brightly through the company and then vanishes behind the coats. Samanthagrace became goldsinnied and appeared briefly at each table before disappearing. goldsized adj. You have drunk enough to make every gathering adhesive, decorative, and difficult for others to leave. Alaunna became goldsized and held the departing guests in place with lavish compliments. goldsmith beetled adj. A drinker so far gone that every gathering receives a bright, unnecessary finishing touch. Keondre went goldsmith beetled and decorated the host's carefully arranged seating plan.
goldsmithed adj. A drinker who attempts delicate repairs on other people's relationships with blunt instruments.