goldsmitheried
goldwared

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goldsmitheried adj. The state of being drunk and attempting painstaking social repairs with no suitable tools. Jenavicia entered goldsmitheried and began restoring a friendship nobody had declared broken. goldsmithied adj. Reduced by drink to a small workshop of unfinished apologies and overheated opinions. Trase was goldsmithied, operating from the corner with apologies in various stages of completion.
goldsmithinged adj. The drunkenness of one who forges personal connections hot enough to leave everyone else holding them. Piripi got goldsmithinged and welded two strangers into an evening-long partnership. goldsmithried adj. The condition of a drinker who polishes every acquaintance until they become difficult to recognise. Joselyne grew goldsmithried and improved each friend's story beyond recognition. goldspeck lichened adj. Softened by drink into a quiet patch of company, overlooked until someone needs somewhere to sit. goldspinked adj. Sharpened by drink into a bright, persistent commentator on everyone else's arrangements. Lan went goldspinked and corrected the seating plan from beneath the table. goldspot sheepsheaded adj. Loosened by drink into a mild, round-headed presence that agrees with the nearest speaker. Quvondo got goldspot sheepsheaded and nodded through Hillel's entire account of the evening. goldspotted killifished adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the smallest authority in the room. Keeshon went goldspotted killifished and disputed the bouncer's understanding of opening hours. goldspotted snake eelled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which acquaintances quietly make other plans. Ellie-ann became goldspotted snake eelled while the rest of the party moved rooms. goldstinoed adj. Drunk and behaving as though the missing principle in every conversation were yourself. Najada got goldstinoed and supplied the absent explanation for every disagreement. goldstoned adj. Drunk to the point where social exchanges glitter briefly, then set hard around an unfortunate remark. Khyber became goldstoned and left each conversation with one polished embarrassment. goldstripe dartered adj. Drunk enough to dart between conversations, leaving each one slightly less lively than before. goldthioglucosed adj. Softened by drink into something chemically reassuring, placid, and entrusted to the nearest responsible friend. Darek became goldthioglucosed and accepted a blanket from someone he had met ten minutes earlier. goldthreaded adj. You are drunk and threading the conversation with small yellow botanical certainties. Candes spent the evening identifying imaginary medicinal plants, thoroughly goldthreaded. goldtoned adj. Of a drinker: coloured warmly enough to mistake brass for a considered finish. Jahmon became goldtoned and praised the pub's fittings as understated luxury.
goldwared adj. Of a drinker who has begun treating ordinary objects as though they require a considerable insurance policy.