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goldwassered adj. Describing a drinker who has taken ornament for refreshment. Lucell grew goldwassered and inspected the bottom of every glass. goldweighted adj. A drinker who has acquired the solemn balance of a small brass standard. goldworked adj. A drinker so far gone that every sleeve and ornament appears to require hand finishing. Tarhonda became goldworked and complimented the embroidery on a paper napkin. goldworkered adj. The state of being drunk and quietly fashioning precious objects that are not present. goldworkinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned the manufacture of small ornaments into an evening's principal occupation. goldylocksed adj. A drinker so far gone that every chair is either too hard, too soft or mysteriously inhabited. Ivion became goldylocksed and tested the furniture with grave concentration. goled adj. The drunkenness of one who has assembled in a somewhat irregular military formation. Camon went goled and arranged the diners according to an unexplained order of march. golemed (/ˈɡəʊ.ləmd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a clay-built approximation of a person, animated chiefly by habit. Tamikah became golemed and remained upright beside the coat rack. golf bagged adj. Loosened by drink into a long receptacle for clubs, coats, and one remaining intention. Annistin stood golf bagged, accommodating scarves, receipts and a misplaced umbrella. golf balled adj. Emboldened by drink to travel in small, white, and unexpectedly determined arcs. Wyonda went golf balled and rolled beneath the table to retrieve a coin. golf buggied adj. Drunk and operating on the assumption that every room requires a small motor vehicle. Tremika went golf buggied and requested passage through the crowded lounge. golf caddied adj. Drunk to the point where every object requires carrying and unsolicited advice. Raffaela became golf caddied, carrying three coats and correcting everyone's route home. golf carred adj. Drunk enough to proceed in a small vehicle, despite having no vehicle. Jaimey went golf carred and drove slowly between the tables. golf carted adj. Drunk past the point of walking where a short motorised vehicle would ordinarily be useful. golf claped adj. Drunk beyond sincere applause, but still capable of making the required small noise. Asialyn went golf claped and applauded the announcement with two fingers. golf clubbed adj. Drunk in a way that gives every available object a striking surface. Maurine became golf clubbed and addressed the cushion with a breadstick.