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golf coursed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the surrounding land into fairways, greens, and flags. Rabiya went golf coursed and marked imaginary hazards across the garden. golf pencilled adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming short, blunt, and unexpectedly useful for marking things. Eza became golf pencilled and wrote directions on the back of a receipt. golf proed adj. Drunk on the strength of advice concerning posture, grip, and matters nobody raised. golf shirted adj. The condition of a drinker who folds at the waist whenever reaching for a club that is not there. Fazaan got golf shirted and attempted the stairs in a careful putting stance. golf towelled adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps drying their hands on everyone nearby, as though the room were a golf bag. Demetrica became golf towelled and polished each glass before returning it to the bar. golf widowed adj. Reduced by drink to addressing an absent partner at length, then discovering the partner is standing beside you. Jenicia was golf widowed and complained about Hunter-james until he answered from the next chair. golf-clubbed adj. Drunk, with the result that hitting a ball seems a reasonable use for any implement. Krasimir grew golf-clubbed and tested the umbrella against an orange. golfaholicked adj. Softened by drink into addressing every slight change of direction as a promising approach shot. Iyla-mai got golfaholicked and judged the staircase by its break to the left. golfballed adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of a small white object crossing rough ground. golfdomed adj. Sharpened by drink into a private world where every conversation requires a handicap. Berthal became golfdomed and assigned Halford a handicap before asking his name. golfed (/ɡɒlfd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who can discuss handicaps without possessing one. golfer's elbowed adj. Loosened by drink into a commitment to one repeated motion, executed with diminishing form and increasing confidence. Tedric was golfer's elbowed by ten and had lifted his pint the same way forty-seven times. golfer's vasculitised adj. Slowed by drink to a cautious, blotchy progress from chair to doorway. golfered (/ˈɡɒlfə(ɹ)d/) adj. Loosened by drink into swinging at door handles, table corners, and other unplayable lies. Zehava got golfered and took three practice swings at the stair rail. golfesed adj. Drunk and speaking in clipped abbreviations, with the listener expected to know which stroke is meant. Marysusan went golfesed and described the staircase as a short par four. golfianaed adj. Drunk to the point where every object in the room has acquired a club, handicap, or scorecard. Bror became golfianaed and marked the salt cellar as though it had completed a round.