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gondwanathered adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an extinct mammal beneath the sofa blanket. Lulua was gondwanathered under the throw, awaiting the morning with prehistoric patience. gondwanatherianed adj. Drunk on the strength of ancient mammalian persistence, and unwilling to leave the sofa. gone cased adj. Drunk since last orders, and now regarded by the household as beyond useful assistance. Demya was gone cased on the sofa, with the glass of water placed within reach. gone cooned adj. Drunk by the third round, and already a hopeless case in the matter of getting home. Sheng was gone cooned by the sofa, holding water as though it were a formal responsibility. gone goosed adj. Drunk by closing time, and no longer expected to rise from the sofa without assistance. gonefed adj. A drinker so far gone that every acquaintance looks like an accomplice, and is treated accordingly. Ahnika went gonefed and quietly pocketed Caroly's beer mat as evidence. gonenessed adj. Still drunk, and gradually absent from the kitchen, the conversation, and the evening's remaining intentions. Lanice was gonenessed on the sofa, present only when someone replenished the water. goneplacided adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, and crabwise in every attempt to retrieve the water. Gewel became goneplacided and moved sideways along the sofa towards the glass. gonered (/ˈɡɒnə(ɹ)d/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to be a hopeless case until someone brings water and removes the keys. Markeith was gonered on the sofa, with the kitchen safely beyond his intentions. goneyed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and acquired the vacant, island-bound manner of an albatross near a naval station. gonfalonierated adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warranted, and assuming ceremonial command of the company. gonfaloniered adj. Drunk to the point where you have assumed responsibility for carrying everyone else's conversation. Lennin became gonfaloniered and marshalled the regulars towards the next round. gonfaloniershipped adj. Drunk enough to acquire the rank of pub standard-bearer, despite having no standard. Florisel got gonfaloniershipped and appointed himself leader of the queue for crisps. gonfalonned (/ˈɡɑːn.fəˌlɑːnd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can carry, and now proceeding through the kitchen under a tea towel banner. gonfanonned (/ˈɡɑːn.fəˌnɑːnd/) adj. Drunk and carrying the conversation aloft like a processional banner, wherever the pub takes it. Francese got gonfanonned and led the singalong from the end of the bar. gong bathed adj. Drunk, with the result that a ringing glass is accepted as therapeutic treatment. Morganna sat gong bathed beside the bar, claiming the vibrations had improved her posture.