gong farmered
gonginged

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gong farmered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the pub toilets appear to require personal stewardship. Shloime became gong farmered and took responsibility for the state of the lavatories. gong scourered adj. Drunk by the third round, and volunteering to tackle the pub's most disreputable corner. Margree got gong scourered and asked where the lavatory brush was kept.
gong showed adj. Still drunk, and conducting the evening as though each fresh mishap were part of the entertainment. gong-fermered adj. Drunk to the extent of volunteering for the least glamorous job attached to the evening. Akol got gong-fermered and offered to sort out the pub's blocked lavatory. gong-housed adj. Having drunk enough to regard the outhouse as a civic building of considerable importance. Monolito got gong-housed and gave directions to the lavatory like a tour guide. gong-pitted adj. Describing a drinker who has sunk into the evening's deepest and least presentable recess. Motunrayo got gong-pitted and disappeared towards the back lavatory with a solemn nod. gong-scourered adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the privy as a problem personally awaiting resolution. Era became gong-scourered and tried to improve the lavatory arrangements after last orders. gongbanged adj. Too drunk to study quietly, but still broadcasting every thought to an imaginary audience. Kirsey got gongbanged and revised the drinks menu aloud for the whole snug. gongched adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the drinks list into musical notation and read it aloud. Mccartney became gongched and sang the lager names as though following a score. gonged (/ɡɒŋd/) adj. Drunk past the point of needing an instrument; every remark now arrives with a resonant clang. Danyca was gonged and made each answer land like a struck metal disc. gongfermored adj. Drunk on the strength of which the lavatory acquires an unlikely, temporary caretaker. Teofila went gongfermored and began checking the toilets between visits to the bar. gongfermoured adj. Drunk since last orders, and increasingly concerned with the condition of the privy. gongfued adj. Drunk past the point of remembering that a Chinese martial art involves restraint. Martisha was gongfued and challenged the coat rack to a measured contest. gonghanged adj. The state of being drunk and presiding over a private trading monopoly in the queue for the cloakroom. gonghoused adj. Having drunk more than the lavatory arrangements can reasonably accommodate.
gonginged adj. You have drunk enough to provide the evening's rhythm by striking whatever is nearest. Kemiya got gonginged and kept time on the table with a folded beer mat.