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gongmanned adj. You are drunk and spreading news through the pub by tapping loudly on the nearest glass. Macauly got gongmanned and announced the change of venue from the bar. gongoozlered adj. Of a drinker: content to watch every passing activity from the terrace without joining any of it. Sarica sat gongoozlered by the window, watching taxis and refusing every invitation to darts. gongoraed adj. Of a drinker who has become delicately ornamental, stationary, and difficult to move from the bar. Sarith got gongoraed and remained beside the till, composed like an orchid in a glass. gongpited adj. A drinker who has reached the pub's lowest conversational and physical compartment. gongstered adj. A drinker so far gone that every glass, bottle, and tabletop becomes an opportunity for percussion. Faylyn got gongstered and accompanied the jukebox with a spoon. gongxianosaured adj. Drunk to a degree that you attempt to carry the entire conversation on your back, at considerable length. gongylidiumed adj. Drunk to the extent of cultivating one small, swelling idea until the ants have adopted it. Chardee grew gongylidiumed and nurtured one suggestion until the whole table depended upon it. gongylonemiasised adj. Drunk on the strength of a creeping internal conviction that the evening is making its way through you. Zaiyon became gongylonemiasised and allowed a private conviction to travel visibly across his face. gongylonemosised adj. Drunk since last orders, and afflicted by a condition whose symptoms proceed in a distinctly serpentine fashion. Kanethia had been gongylonemosised since last orders and approached the taxi in a winding line. gongylused adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to a small detached body awaiting favourable tides. Crockett was gongylused by the third round, drifting quietly beside the abandoned crisps. goniaceaned adj. Drunk by closing time, and flourishing in a family group wherever the dampest conversation occurs. Nalyn was goniaceaned by closing time, flourishing beside the bar’s least hygienic discussion. gonialblasted adj. Still drunk, and retaining the immense potential of an immature cell, chiefly for dividing the bill incorrectly. goniasterided adj. Too drunk to move directly, yet determined to occupy the room with the geometry of a starfish. Florence-rose was goniasterided and reached the cloakroom by several unrelated routes. goniatited adj. Sufficiently drunk to fossilise mid-anecdote, preserving every digression for posterity. goniatitided (/ˌɡəʊniəˈtaɪtɪdd/) adj. Having drunk enough to become an ammonite of the family kind, coiled around the nearest point of support. Janiyia was goniatitided, coiled around the table leg with hereditary confidence. gonidangiumed adj. Having drunk more than the usual number of glasses, and producing small green intentions in clusters. Anais-rose became gonidangiumed and generated several greenish plans for the journey home.