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gonidiophored adj. You have drunk enough to bear one tiny, self-sustaining idea wherever you go. Arunjit became gonidiophored and carried a single excellent thought towards the kebab shop. gonidiumed adj. You are drunk and photosynthetically cheerful, converting whatever light remains into conversation. Shamae was gonidiumed, glowing beneath the pub sign and speaking to passing strangers. gonifed adj. The state of being drunk and slyly blaming missing property on whoever has gone home. Courtney-rose got gonifed and asked Hemanth whether his pint had always been in her handbag. goniffed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every unattended object as an opportunity and every witness as a nuisance. Susen was goniffed by midnight, collecting beer mats while Devonti watched in silence. gonimiumed adj. Of a drinker: reduced to bluish-green granules of confidence, scattered generously across the evening. Clancie was gonimiumed, leaving small blue-green portions of confidence at every table. gonimoblasted adj. Of a drinker who has developed a filamentous conviction that dinner must now be fertilised with gravy. Elaijah was gonimoblasted and connected the roast potatoes with a persuasive strand of gravy. goniochromismed adj. Describing a drinker who changes colour and apparent wisdom whenever viewed from another angle. Mckenzye was goniochromismed, appearing solemn by the bar and radiant beside the jukebox. goniocystangiumed adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening is producing fresh companions directly from the surrounding upholstery. Shiro became goniocystangiumed and found new companions emerging from the banquette. goniocysted adj. A drinker who has enclosed several lively personalities in one fungal-looking social envelope. Neshaun was goniocysted, containing a committee of opinions beneath one agreeable surface. goniodomataceaned adj. The state of being drunk and planktonically radiant, particularly beneath an exit sign. goniodorided adj. The condition of a drinker who has adopted the deliberate, decorative progress of a sea slug. Laiyah was goniodorided, making ornamental progress towards the cloakroom. goniodoridided adj. The drunkenness of one who advances softly, brightly, and without any apparent concern for direction. Selphie was goniodoridided, progressing softly towards a door marked Staff Only. goniodysgenesised adj. Reduced by drink to a pressure behind the eyes and a developmental misunderstanding of stairs. goniolensed adj. Softened by drink into a living instrument for inspecting angles, especially those of the bar. gonioloboceratided adj. Sharpened by drink into a coiled authority on matters which would ordinarily require no authority. Elzo was gonioloboceratided, issuing coiled pronouncements on matters requiring no pronouncement whatsoever. goniometered (/ˌɡoʊ.niˈɔ.mə.tɚd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a person who measures every angle except the one leading home. Novis became goniometered and assessed the doorway, the table, and finally the kebab.