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Gipsied adj. Drunk in a way that turns every departure into an extended negotiation with the pavement. Jabree was Gipsied and repeatedly announced an intention to leave without doing so. Gipuzkoaned adj. Of a drinker: geographically settled, after drink, and unwilling to relocate from the sofa. Nadiyah was Gipuzkoaned and treated the sofa as a permanent address. Girard form classed adj. Describing a drinker who estimates the sofa's capacity by measuring everything except the distance to it. Niurca was Girard form classed and assessed the sofa before attempting to sit down. Girl Fridayed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a faithful assistant sorting the morning's debris one item at a time. Arter worked Girl Fridayed through the kitchen, assigning each bottle to its proper surface. Girl Guided adj. A drinker who follows the household's safest route, provided someone marks it with biscuits. Torivio was Girl Guided from the kitchen to the sofa by a trail of crackers. Girl Guidinged adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa, kitchen and water are navigated by organised activity. Dareus was Girl Guidinged and arranged the cushions into a route towards the sink. Girl Scouted adj. The state of being drunk and prepared for domestic emergencies, particularly finding the nearest sofa. Lolani was Girl Scouted and produced a glass of water from an implausible cupboard. Gironanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and calmly treating the bar towel as a municipal landmark. Haajara was Gironanned and asked whether the fruit machine required local authority permission. Girondinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and moderate only about which crisps should be shared. Aimee-leigh was Girondinned, proposing a sensible coalition over the last bowl of nuts. Girondismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and committed to principles that become less distinct with each round. Jeily was Girondismed and delivered a measured speech about the pub's unjust allocation of stools. Girondisted adj. Still drunk, and conducting a moderate rebellion against the landlord's closing announcement. Arthus remained Girondisted, arguing that last orders represented an avoidable extremity. Gisborne cockroached adj. Too drunk to leave the lit kitchen, yet still capable of vanishing when the bill appears. Zanaria was Gisborne cockroached, sheltering beneath the optics whenever someone mentioned taxis. Gish galloped adj. Sufficiently drunk to answer one question with a rapid succession of unrelated claims. Makinnah got Gish galloped and disputed the darts score, the weather, and the licensing hours together. GitHubbered adj. Having drunk enough to store every pub anecdote, share it publicly, and invite revisions. Liola got GitHubbered and opened a public repository for the evening's disputed darts scores. Gitelman syndromed adj. Having drunk more than the kidneys can sensibly process, with the bar tab becoming chemically abstract. November was Gitelman syndromed and regarded the loo queue as a matter of electrolyte balance. Gitksanned adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to turn a family tree into a route map to the bar. Yoshiye got Gitksanned and drew a complicated lineage connecting everyone at the table.