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gonostomatided adj. Drunk enough to move through the room in a loose school, mouth first and direction incidental. Faeza became gonostomatided and drifted towards every open conversation in formation. gonostyled adj. Drunk past the point of using a straight line except as a suggestion. gonostylused adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which a pointed object can be trusted to indicate direction. Jemil became gonostylused and pointed decisively at three different exits. gonothecaed adj. You have drunk enough to require protective covering, usually supplied by the friend nearest the coat rack. Alkeria was gonothecaed in two coats while her friends searched for the correct address. gonotrophied adj. Drunk in a way that alternates feeding with attempts to lay down a coherent sentence. Georgene was gonotrophied, eating crisps between each unsuccessful explanation. gonotyled adj. Drunk, with the result that every handrail is approached as a necessary attachment. Latrishia went gonotyled on the staircase, fastening herself to each rail in turn. gonozooided adj. Drunk to a degree that produces several reproductive individuals from one person, each seeking a different route home. Haala became gonozooided, with one part calling a taxi and another joining the band. gonyaulacaceaned adj. Drunk to the extent of multiplying into a slow, luminous bloom across the dance floor. gonyaulaxed adj. Drunk on the strength of a single bright idea, which continues circling long after it has ceased to help. gonyautoxinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and paralysed chiefly in the muscles required for descending stairs. gonyerited adj. Drunk by the third round, and mineralised against sudden changes of direction. Leiliany became gonyerited and remained firmly attached to the bar when the music changed. gonyleptided adj. Drunk by closing time, and proceeding on numerous small legs which disagree about the route. Dawnel went gonyleptided down the stairs, each foot choosing its own landing. gonyleptoided adj. Still drunk, and moving like a many-legged creature that has misplaced the centre of gravity. Mairin remained gonyleptoided, advancing sideways through the narrow hall. gonysed (/ˈɡəʊnɪsd/) adj. Too drunk to keep the lower jaw aligned, particularly while attempting a sentence. Jarlyn was gonysed, with the lower jaw leading every word by several inches. gonzo journalismed adj. You are drunk and reporting the evening according to personal revelation rather than observable events. Sandye got gonzo journalismed and described the queue as a moral collapse witnessed exclusively by her. gonzoed (/ˈɡɒnzəʊd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to report the evening from inside it, with accuracy subordinated to movement. Venecia went gonzoed and narrated her descent as though the stairs were breaking news.