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gonzoismed adj. Having drunk enough to turn ordinary loss of balance into a personal account of events. Ademola became gonzoismed and described missing the step as an investigative finding. goo balled adj. You have drunk enough to become a sweet, sticky hazard that rolls rather than walks home. Enzi went goo balled down the slope, gathering napkins and losing directional control. goo-gobbed adj. Drunk to the point where a single round feels like a load, and the load keeps growing. Cordarrel arrived goo-gobbed, carrying three coats and no recollection of acquiring them. goo-goo eyessed adj. Drunk past the point of looking fondly at every coat, lamp and departing taxi. Laici became goo-goo eyessed and complimented the cloakroom attendant's trolley. goo-gooed adj. Drunk enough to regard the journey home as a foreign country requiring a guide. Ramario got goo-gooed and asked the taxi whether it had ever been abroad. goobed adj. Drunk beyond recognising the difference between a clever plan and the coat-check queue. Katiuscia went goobed and attempted to reserve a taxi using a library card. goober beaned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the last round seem shelled, sorted and ready for transport. goober grabblered adj. Drunk on the strength of a determined search for the final handful before leaving. goober peaed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a bar snack as sufficient company for the entire journey home. goober-grabblered adj. Drunk since last orders, and inclined to claim every remaining snack before departure. goobered (/ˈɡuːbəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you rounded off, easily shelved and best carried home. Duanne was goobered by closing time and rolled gently towards the waiting taxi. gooched (/ɡuːt͡ʃd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying the evening's centre of gravity somewhere unhelpful. Jakierra was gooched by the third round and leaned through the taxi window to give directions. good articled adj. Too drunk to leave without peer review, amendments and a formal recommendation for the taxi home. Abibail was good articled, revising the route to the station until the train had gone. good betted adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard any offered route home as a safe bet. good bishopped adj. Drunk on the strength of a highly mobile piece, and moving everywhere except home. Paloma was good bishopped and crossed the room by several unnecessary routes. good boied adj. Having drunk more than enough to praise every dog encountered on the way home. Amora was good boied and stopped the taxi to admire a terrier in a doorway.