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Gittins indexed adj. You have drunk enough to rank each possible next round by its expected reward. Kindrea got Gittins indexed and calculated whether another stout outperformed a taxi home. Gittited adj. You are drunk and treating the garden gate as a defensible frontier. Jilberto got Gittited and stood guard over the smoking shelter without being asked. Gitxaalaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise awareness of the nearest exit, coat hook, and remaining round. Kyzer got Gitxaalaed and identified the quickest route from the bar to the taxi rank. Gitxsanned (/ˈɡɪtsænd/) adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself keeper of the evening's official record, on behalf of those who were not there. Sincerity had gone fully Gitxsanned and was narrating events to people who had witnessed them personally. Giuoco Pianoed adj. A drinker who opens cautiously, then loses the position to an unnecessary flourish. Mariliz went Giuoco Pianoed and spent ten minutes arranging beer mats into a chessboard. Gladesmanned adj. Describing a drinker who has made repeated expeditions through the room and remembers none of the terrain. Shadron went Gladesmanned, returning from the lavatory with a story about wetlands. Gladstone bagged adj. A drinker so far gone that every purchase is packed, hinged, and carried home as luggage. Orben got Gladstone bagged and tried to fold his kebab into the shape of a briefcase. Gladstone clareted adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken cheap red wine for a respectable policy. Katie got Gladstone clareted and described the house red as an economical vintage. Gladstone collared adj. Having drunk more than dignity permits while maintaining a stiff, outwardly respectable neckline. Maaya was Gladstone collared, standing rigidly beside the fruit machine. Gladstoned (/ˈɡlædstənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and hinged at the middle, with the evening packed inside. Fezaan was Gladstoned, opening and closing the taxi door without entering it. Gladstonianed adj. Reduced by drink to supporting a statesman whose portrait is not present. Loran got Gladstonianed and proposed a grand programme for repairing the pub's draughts. Gladstonianismed adj. Softened by drink into a long speech about principle, progress, and another half. Ariana became Gladstonianismed and addressed the fruit machine on the subject of civic improvement. Gladue factored adj. Sharpened by drink into weighing every unfortunate circumstance before deciding who buys the next round. Leajah got Gladue factored and delivered a careful account of every hardship affecting the tab. Gladue reported adj. Loosened by drink into a full account of personal history before the chips arrive. Lajuana got Gladue reported and supplied the booth with her complete background by half nine. Glamberted adj. Emboldened by drink to perform for the room, whether or not the room requested music. Anaissa got Glamberted and turned the pub's closing announcement into a vocal performance. Glamorgan sausaged adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard cheese, leeks, and breadcrumbs as a complete account of dinner. Tre became Glamorgan sausaged and presented the vegetarian supper as a matter of national importance.