G - Page 652
good-timered adj. Drunk to the extent of pursuing pleasure after the sensible part of the evening has gone home. Marycatherine got good-timered and ordered chips for a table she did not occupy. good-willed adj. The drunkenness of one who interprets resistance as shyness and responds with further generosity. Javyn was good-willed, offering another drink whenever anyone attempted to disagree. goodbied adj. Still drunk, and unable to leave without repeating the farewell until somebody escorts you home. Deaire remained goodbied, waving long after the taxi had turned the corner. goodbuddied adj. Drunk on the strength of instant fellowship, addressing the whole bar as though it were an old friend. Lewis-lee got goodbuddied and shook hands with everyone near the fruit machine. goodbyed (/ɡədˈbaɪd/) adj. Too drunk to depart without a formal farewell to each member of the immediate furniture. Siris got goodbyed and shook hands with the bar stool before leaving. gooded (/ɡʊdd/) adj. Still drunk, and committed to helping everyone home whether assistance has been requested or not. goodeided adj. Sufficiently drunk to hover in the shallows of conversation, darting between subjects with bright, split-fin precision. Alyssya went goodeided and flicked from one bar topic to another. goodeined adj. Having drunk enough to move through the conversation in quick, separate little schools. Seleana got goodeined and gathered the quietest drinkers into a corner. goodeninged adj. Having drunk more than improvement requires, and steadily perfecting the evening into a later one. goodered adj. You have drunk enough to become the good one in every anecdote, whether invited or not. goodfellaed adj. You are drunk and conducting minor negotiations with the solemnity of a back-room operator. Taejah got goodfellaed and negotiated the last pork scratching with unusual gravity. goodfellowed adj. Of a drinker: amiable in a faintly menacing manner, with every round treated as a private arrangement. Tiffny got goodfellowed and promised to sort out the disputed bar tab. goodficked adj. Of a drinker who has read too much into the evening, every glance now requiring an elaborate backstory. goodhapped adj. Describing a drinker who regards each fortunate accident as evidence that the evening is proceeding correctly. Rayiona got goodhapped when the jukebox chose her song by apparent chance. goodheartednessed adj. A drinker so far gone that kindness has become indiscriminate, practical and slightly inconvenient. Chestin was goodheartednessed, offering toast, taxis and unsolicited blankets to everyone at the bus stop. goodie two shoesed adj. Drunk to the point where you report everyone’s minor misbehaviour while committing several of your own. Al became goodie two shoesed and denounced the party’s untidiness from the floor.