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goodie two-shoesed adj. Drunk enough to insist upon exemplary conduct from companions who are already supervising you. Bervin got goodie two-shoesed and lectured the table about responsible drinking. goodie-goodied adj. A drinker who has become smugly convinced that sobriety is a moral achievement. Sydra became goodie-goodied and began praising the bar staff for their restraint. goodied adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that every argument requires a hero, preferably yourself. Miiking got goodied and defended the barmaid against a complaint nobody had made. goodificationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made every decision seem sound by adding another round. Concheta got goodificationed and declared the abandoned kebab order entirely justified. goodinessed adj. Drunk on the strength of goodness, and now distributing moral approval with the bar snacks. Rosaisela became goodinessed and praised the crisps for their contribution to civilisation. goodishnessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and morally acceptable in the limited matter of sharing a taxi. goodisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and undertaking good works of increasingly domestic significance. Tahlia got goodisted and polished the pub fruit bowl without being asked. goodlessnessed adj. Still drunk, and possessing no goods beyond a warm coat and an uncertain receipt. Helder was goodlessnessed by midnight, having misplaced his wallet and acquired a coaster. goodliheaded adj. Too drunk to distinguish splendour from the bathroom’s recently cleaned tiles. Shaneka became goodliheaded and admired the lavatory mirror as a work of state. goodlihooded adj. Having drunk enough to find beauty and splendour in the evening’s remaining onion ring. Idalou became goodlihooded and presented the final onion ring as a ceremonial object. goodlinessed adj. Having drunk more than propriety permits, yet retaining a touching commitment to looking presentable. goodlookered adj. Describing a drinker who remains conspicuously presentable after the room has deteriorated. Gettis was goodlookered by nine, with only the shoes admitting to anything. goodlookingnessed adj. Still drunk, and convinced that the sofa, the kettle and the morning face are presenting well. goodlyheaded adj. Sufficiently drunk to perceive beauty in the carpet, particularly where it has been mended. Tinasha grew goodlyheaded and called the patched carpet a pastoral achievement. goodman's crofted adj. Of a drinker: preserving one small untouched patch of sense, chiefly for locating the lavatory. Maddyson was goodman's crofted, leaving one clear corner of judgement for finding the toilets. goodmanned adj. You have drunk enough to address every male stranger with elaborate civility, including the bouncer. Jalaluddin became goodmanned and called the doorman ‘sir’ before requesting a hug.