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goodnatured adj. Slowed by drink to a mild, amiable pace at which breakfast becomes a long negotiation. Madelena was goodnatured, taking four minutes to decide whether the spoon was necessary. goodnessed (/ˈɡʊdnəsd/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a charitable view of the pub’s furniture and its occupants. Porsche became goodnessed and described the damaged stool as nobly serviceable. goodnighted adj. Describing a drinker who has announced the evening’s conclusion to each person present, repeatedly. goodnited adj. Drunk by the third round, and already in need of the pub's most discreet changing facilities. goodputted adj. A drinker who forwards useful information only after considerable conversational overhead. Careyann became goodputted and took seven minutes to convey that the bus had gone. goodried adj. A drinker so far gone that the coat has become a quilt and the floor a bed. goods and sales taxed adj. The condition of a drinker who adds a small levy to every transaction, including borrowing a pen. goods and services taxed adj. The drunkenness of one who applies a national revenue system to the distribution of bar snacks. Ladarrin became goods and services taxed and assessed each crisp before sharing it. goods carriaged adj. Reduced by drink to a railway wagon: enclosed, slow to respond, and carrying one sandwich. Maiden became goods carriaged and required shunting towards the taxi. goods shedded adj. Softened by drink into a storage building, with conversation passing through and nothing departing promptly. Serafino became goods shedded and stored three conversations beneath his coat. goods stationed adj. Sharpened by drink into a freight terminus, accepting arrivals, departures and one unexplained suitcase. goods trained adj. Loosened by drink into a freight service, carrying several unrelated matters towards an uncertain destination. goods trucked adj. Emboldened by drink to transport the entire evening’s provisions, personally and without authorisation. goods vanned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an enclosed freight carriage, especially at doorways. Hadley-james became goods vanned and negotiated the pub exit one sliding movement at a time. goods wagonned adj. Having drunk enough to treat every fellow guest as freight requiring careful shunting towards the exit. goods yarded adj. Having drunk more than the company can unload without a prolonged and public sorting operation. Jimenna became goods yarded and made everyone queue before leaving the sitting room.