goodseted
goody two shoesed

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goodseted adj. You have drunk enough to catalogue every person present, including several who were never invited. Naterria got goodseted and attempted to index the party by operating system. goodshipped adj. You are drunk and convinced that every person in the room deserves immediate kindness and a small favour. Bridgid went goodshipped and offered to carry every guest home in turn.
goodsired adj. Of a drinker: treating younger companions as descendants who require advice, supper and supervision. Ashelyn became goodsired and asked three strangers whether they had eaten properly. goodthinked adj. Of a drinker who has adopted one approved opinion and is now distributing it among unwilling companions. Lynnwood got goodthinked and corrected the table’s politics between courses. goodtime Charlied adj. Drunk beyond restraint, cheerful enough to mistake every raised glass for a personal welcome. goodtime girled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the evening's social possibilities appear both numerous and immediately available. Ariellah became goodtime girled and treated the darts team as a welcoming committee. gooduckened adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired several layers of confidence, each stuffed inside the next. Jasmine-rose became gooduckened, with every reassurance containing another reassurance. goodunned adj. A drinker who declares each person present an excellent fellow, usually after learning their name twice. goodwifed adj. A drinker so far gone that the gathering is managed as a household under her personal authority. goodwill ambassadored (/æmˈbæs.ə.dɚd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into representing a cause so earnestly that the companions begin seeking other rooms. Josealejandro went goodwill ambassadored and recruited the bar staff to his campaign. goodwilled (/ɡʊdˈwɪld/) adj. The condition of a drinker who assumes every request for quiet is an expression of affection. Kenniel was goodwilled, thanking the household for confiscating the bottle. goodwillered adj. Loosened by drink into bestowing favours on companions who have repeatedly declined them. Arla-rose became goodwillered and paid for everyone’s taxis without consulting them. goodwillied adj. Emboldened by drink to volunteer for every task, including those already being competently performed. goody bagged adj. Drunk and distributing small consolations to the company as though everyone had survived a children’s party. goody goodied adj. A drinker so far gone that they regard ordinary manners as evidence of personal virtue. Catlin got goody goodied and apologised to the chair for having sat on it.
goody two shoesed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising hypocrisy, and now policing the company’s standards from a chair.