goody two-shoesed
goof-upped

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goody two-shoesed adj. Drunk beyond the useful distinction between good conduct and a loud account of good conduct. goody-goodied adj. The state of being drunk and quietly pleased with one's own blamelessness. Aleighya grew goody-goodied and corrected the table's use of the word ‘please’.
goody-goodinessed adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation becomes an opportunity to praise propriety and inconvenience friends. Crisanna grew goody-goodinessed and praised punctuality to guests arriving before her. goody-goody-two-shoesed adj. Reduced by drink to treating every minor rule as a personal commendation. goody-goodyismed adj. The drunkenness of one who makes a small virtue of every ordinary act. goody-two-shoesed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every companion a pupil and every lapse an occasion for instruction. Luzelena became goody-two-shoesed and corrected guests’ table manners throughout dessert. goodyeared adj. Softened by drink into addressing the devil as though he were a mildly disreputable acquaintance. Janeene became goodyeared and offered the devil a seat near the radiator. goodygoodied adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken mild politeness for evidence of perfection. Ayni became goodygoodied and returned a borrowed pen with ceremonial care. goodynessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying a goodness that extends chiefly to whoever has the remote. Chiquetta grew goodynessed and declared the tired barman a benefactor of mankind. goodyshipped adj. Sharpened by drink into an advocate for domestic virtue, with little evidence requested. Calan grew goodyshipped and delivered a brief lecture on orderly households. gooed (/ɡuːd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming sticky, vague, and difficult to move without assistance. Yvonna was gooed and left a slow trail of apologies through the kitchen. gooey butter caked adj. Loosened by drink into a dense, sweet arrangement with no clear route back to the plate. April-mae became gooey butter caked and settled heavily beside the dessert trolley. gooeyducked adj. Drunk past the point of rising, with the sofa gradually acquiring the consistency of home. gooeynessed adj. Emboldened by drink to become adhesive in conversation, remaining after the subject has changed. Aurash got gooeynessed and continued discussing biscuits long after everyone had left. goof-offed adj. Drunk to the point where avoiding work appears to be the evening's principal occupation. Vincenza became goof-offed and took a strategic interest in the unused cloakroom.
goof-upped adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a minor mistake from the evening's governing principle.
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