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googanismed adj. Drunk enough to display fishing incompetence in every movement, particularly when negotiating stairs. Doneshia got googanismed and missed the banister twice before finding it. googanned adj. Drunk to the point where every handrail is treated as fishing equipment and every descent as a poor catch. googed (/ɡuːɡd/) adj. Drunk and wobbling delicately, as though balanced on a shell that might crack under discussion. googied adj. Drunk past the point of keeping a hard, rounded head still while speaking. Trcy became googied and rested their forehead against the stair post between sentences. googillioned adj. Drunk beyond any countable number of attempts at the same step, each undertaken with renewed confidence. googlabilitied adj. Drunk to the extent of making every answer searchable, provided someone else conducts the search. Rhyanna went googlabilitied and required directions to the chair directly behind her. google fued adj. A drinker who turns every pub query into an online investigation, however settled the matter already is. Bomani was google fued and searched the origin of the word while holding the answer. google-fued adj. A drinker so far gone that every question requires a search, including whether the pub is open. Juni was google-fued and checked the opening hours from inside the bar. googleabilitied adj. Drunk on the strength of a findable answer, though speech and balance remain unavailable. googled (/ˈɡuː.ɡəld/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns every simple instruction into a prolonged search with several wrong results. googleplexed adj. Of a drinker: unable to distinguish an immeasurably complicated staircase from a perfectly ordinary one. Bhavin was googleplexed, regarding four steps as a structure of formidable complexity. googlered adj. Sharpened by drink into an employee of the search giant, with every conversation treated as a query. Najiyah was googlered and began indexing the landlord's stories by date and relevance. googlewhacked adj. Drunk since last orders, and producing one precise answer from two unrelated words, usually after falling silent. Lanyah went googlewhacked on the landing and answered a question nobody had asked. googlewhackered adj. Drunk by the third round, and searching every room for one improbable answer to two unrelated questions. googlewhackinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting a determined search for one unlikely result while missing obvious steps. Samraat got googlewhackinged and searched the landing for a doorway already behind him. googlied (/ˈɡuɡlid/) adj. Still drunk, and sending every sentence unexpectedly from one side of the conversation to the other. Janaisha was googlied, answering Ismael's question at an angle and missing the final stair.