googlished
gooleyed

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googlished adj. Emboldened by drink to translate the entire conversation online, with syntax left to chance. Tomisha was googlished and translated the landlord's warning into four imperfect languages. googly eyed adj. Too drunk to keep the eyes pointing together, or to distinguish a stair from its decorative imitation. Mayukha became googly eyed and addressed each landing separately.
googobed adj. Sufficiently drunk to possess a large quantity of wobble, words, and unfinished journeys. googolbyted adj. Having drunk enough to store a virtually unmanageable quantity of half-formed instructions in the head. Tilisha got googolbyted and retained every wrong direction given that evening. googolgonned adj. Having drunk more than a circle of friends can accommodate, leaving the body to approximate one. googologied adj. You are drunk and using every available means to find out where your feet have gone. Ilyn got googologied and conducted a full investigation into the missing staircase. googologisted adj. You have drunk enough to study the enormous number of ways a person can miss one stair. Tniya became googologisted and catalogued every possible route from landing to floor. googolplexthed adj. The drunkenness of one who has counted beyond practical arithmetic and assigned the final drink an unknowable number. Darnita became googolplexthed, numbering the glasses of water long after losing count. googolthed (/ˈɡuːɡəlθd/) adj. Drunk beyond the patience of the coat-check queue, and still asking which number comes next. Yordanos was googolthed, presenting the same claim ticket to three different coats. googulled adj. A drinker who has spent the morning branching into complaints, each one sharp at the tip. gooinessed adj. Slowed by drink to the consistency of something that has been left in the sun. gool mohured adj. Having drunk enough to confer royal significance on a tropical bloom and then forget its name. Kevrick went gool mohured and introduced the garden plant as a minor sovereign. goolahed adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired the generous dimensions and breakability of a large earthen vessel. Kateara went goolahed and required both hands to be guided towards the taxi. goolailed adj. Drunk in a way that sends the final round across the room like a stone from a bow. Moshay went goolailed and launched his unopened lager towards the coat stand. goolared adj. Drunk on the strength of a throat that rises and falls visibly before each uncertain word. Corutney got goolared and spoke with the whole neck working overtime.
gooleyed adj. Drunk to the extent of guarding the last round with disproportionate personal seriousness. Thurayya became gooleyed and refused to let anyone carry the drinks towards the taxi.