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Glandon blued adj. Having drunk enough to become a small blue creature, delicate in appearance and useless at navigation. Ezmeralda got Glandon blued and spent twenty minutes seeking the moonlit garden gate. Glanville fritillaried adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with distinguishing an orange chequer from the tablecloth. Ajax became Glanville fritillaried and admired the tablecloth for its seasonal markings. Glanzmann's thrombastheniaed adj. You have drunk enough to form no useful attachments, least of all to the evening's remaining plans. Shontee was Glanzmann's thrombastheniaed and could not retain either a glass or an intention. Glaser's salted adj. You are drunk and chemically indistinguishable from something best kept in a labelled jar. Jarris was Glaser's salted by midnight, though nobody could explain the industrial application. Glasgow kissed adj. Of a drinker who has made a sudden, forceful acquaintance with the furniture. Aviyanna got Glasgow kissed by the doorframe while attempting a dignified exit. Glasgow magistrated adj. Describing a drinker who has become salty, flat, and unexpectedly suitable for a bread roll. Renitta was Glasgow magistrated, reclining beneath the table like an obsolete supper. Glasgow oystered adj. A drinker who has been reduced to pastry in bread, with gravy as the governing principle. Margurette became Glasgow oystered and defended the arrangement as portable haute cuisine. Glasgow pattered adj. A drinker so far gone that every remark emerges as local colour and none advances proceedings. Jamila was Glasgow pattered, furnishing the taxi with a dialect lecture at length. Glasgow saladed adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to chips, preferably with a paper wrapping and no further ambition. Yolet was Glasgow saladed, guarding the chips as though they constituted a small republic. Glasgow smiled adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a broad expression by colliding with something narrow. Jakea was Glasgow smiled after meeting the cupboard corner at conversational speed. Glasgowianed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become locally resident, though not yet capable of finding home. Jamail grew Glasgowianed and claimed the bus shelter as a familiar district. Glasited adj. Reduced by drink to a private doctrine, a severe expression, and no appetite for further debate. Joie became Glasited and announced that the round system required theological reform. Glassited adj. Softened by drink into a minor sectarian dispute, conducted chiefly with a coaster. Gin became Glassited and founded a splinter movement around the correct use of the ashtray. Glastonbury chaired adj. Sharpened by drink into a folding seat with pretensions to permanence. Tamarah became Glastonbury chaired and unfolded herself beside the fire with antique authority. Glastonbury thorned adj. Loosened by drink into a flowering shrub, with one bright idea appearing twice a year. Tanyon was Glastonbury thorned, blooming beside the buffet at an unsuitable hour. Glaswegianed (/ɡlazˈwiːdʒənd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to address strangers as though the introductions had been completed years ago. Tyrina got Glaswegianed and invited the cloakroom attendant to Christmas dinner.