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goondaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has hired himself to enforce the departure of the remaining party. Wake was goondaed, collecting coats and issuing firm instructions about the last train. goondagiried adj. Drunk by the third round, and practising thuggery with the ineffective authority of a man who has misplaced his pint. Quinto became goondagiried and demanded that Manwell respect the queue for the lavatory. goondaismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and mistaking rowdyism for a coherent tactical doctrine. Gerred grew goondaismed and attempted to organise Dessia against an unoffending fruit machine. goondied adj. Still drunk, and reduced to a small, roofed habitation from which conversation emerges intermittently. goondued (/ˌɡunˈdud/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a reasonable proposal from an idiot's suggestion, including one's own. Eliara went goondued and proposed that Daqwane referee the dispute between two unattended chairs. gooned (/ˈɡəʊˌɒnd/) adj. You have drunk enough to escort the whole party home, though nobody has asked you to. goonered (/ˈɡuː.nəd/) adj. Having drunk more than a football match can reasonably contain, and now coaching the furniture. gooneried adj. Drunk since last orders, and behaving in a manner of modest goonishness. goonetted (/ɡuːˈnɛtd/) adj. Having drunk enough to adopt the professional menace of a female goon, with distinctly amateur results. gooney birded adj. You are drunk and displaying the long-winged awkwardness of an albatross that has chosen a naval base for social purposes. Euretta was gooney birded, attempting a landing beside Claudine without first folding her coat. gooneyed adj. You have drunk enough to become ungainly, wind-borne in conversation and habitually returned to the same table. Gissella was gooneyed, making broad circuits before settling beside Crystalrose again. goonied adj. Of a drinker: ungainly, persistent, and liable to return to the same conversation from offshore. gooninged adj. Of a drinker who has been forcibly conveyed, by several alarming companions, towards an institution of dubious therapeutic merit. goonishnessed adj. Describing a drinker who has made foolish aggression appear, after several pints, almost methodical. Jadlyn grew goonishnessed and issued Maithili a formal warning about the table's alignment. goonted adj. Describing a drinker who accepts every parcel, coat, and unnecessary errand placed upon them. Greysyn became goonted and delivered each guest's possessions to the wrong room. goonvanaed adj. A drinker who has mistaken prolonged self-absorption for euphoria, enlightenment, and grounds for another round.