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gooped (/ɡuːpd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a thick, unhurried substance best left beside the sink until morning. Latonyia was gooped across the sofa, accepting water only when it arrived within reach. goopinessed adj. The state of being drunk and viscous in manner, with thoughts adhering wherever they first land. Layla-rose became goopinessed and attached Jeanney's question to an unrelated anecdote. goopinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has deposited one accumulated blob of thought where a sentence ought to be. Tomma went goopinged and left Yamely with a single, formidable paragraph. gooralled adj. Drunk on the strength of four legs, though possessing only two and using neither confidently. Jiahui arrived gooralled and negotiated the bar stools as if they were loose scree. gooranuted adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a kola nut for a small, medicinally relevant round of refreshment. goorappelled adj. Reduced by drink to a low-growing flowering plant, quietly persistent and of little assistance with the journey home. Maitri was goorappelled beside Hommer, flowering modestly beneath the cloakroom bench. goorooed adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with independent judgement, and appointing the nearest bore as spiritual teacher. Layia went goorooed and accepted the fruit-machine regular as an authority on life. goorulled adj. Drunk since last orders, and still choosing routes by slope, footing and available shrubbery. Andel went goorulled and took the beer garden rather than risk the flagged passage. goosandered adj. Drunk, with the result that every body of water appears worth inspecting for fish. Guyton became goosandered and watched the ornamental pond for some time. goose barnacled adj. Sharpened by drink into a clinging, salt-water creature, attached to the nearest surface by principle rather than balance. Mahroosh became goose barnacled, clinging to the bar by principle rather than balance. goose bumped adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose raised skin and startled posture suggest cold, excitement, or poor planning. Fawaaz became goose bumped when Kordell mentioned the bill, though the room was warm. goose clubbed adj. Softened by drink into saving patiently for a festive meal, though Christmas has not yet been discussed. Dominigue was goose clubbed, putting coins beside the kettle for a future roast. goose egged adj. Drunk and reduced to zero: no useful answer, no remaining plan, and nothing in reserve. goose fleshed (/ˈɡuːsˌflɛʃd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into shivering at the first appearance of daylight through the curtains. Kady-mae was goose fleshed when the kitchen light revealed the state of the glasses. goose ironned adj. You have drunk enough to press yesterday's clothes with whatever heat remains in the grate. goose pimpled adj. You are drunk and raised in small bumps by the first draught of morning air.