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goosewinged adj. A drinker who has spent the morning spread between opposite remedies, with the rest of the day furled. Marquas was goosewinged, spread between opposite remedies while the rest of the day furled. gooseyed adj. Loosened by drink into a mildly foolish softness, liable to settle on the sofa with a glass of water. Zabrien got gooseyed and spent an hour tucking cushions around the glass of water. goosied adj. Still drunk, and regarding an ordinary bird as a small companion qualified to approve the next decision. Ansen went goosied and asked the park goose whether the shortcut through town was sensible. goosishnessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish foolish confidence from a sound instinct, particularly near open water. Tarcia went goosishnessed and attempted to negotiate with the canal's swans about parking. gooted adj. Emboldened by drink to perform a private ritual over the remains of breakfast. Phoebie was gooted, conducting a private ritual over the abandoned toast. goowared adj. Emboldened by drink to conduct kitchen experiments in which the leftovers appear to be communicating. Iakona became goowared and stirred three sauces together while explaining their chemical intentions. goozered (/ˈɡuːzəd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a lowlife drifting from the sofa to the kitchen and back. Keely-shaye was goozered, taking ten minutes to carry one glass of water across the room. goozled adj. Drunk and carrying the evening's entire argument visibly in the throat. goozooed adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen appears governed by household magic and the sofa by prophecy. gopaked adj. Of a drinker: performing a Ukrainian dance in which the knees receive undue scholarly attention. Larkyn got gopaked and attempted the squat-kick between two dining chairs. gopared adj. Drunk past the point of private domestic conduct, addressing the fridge as though it were a neighbour. Zinaya became gopared and knocked politely before opening the refrigerator. gopchanged adj. Drunk beyond recognising that grilled intestines are not a suitable midnight garnish for the sofa. Gaileen was gopchanged and arranged the takeaway beside the glass of water with solemn care. gopher balled adj. Drunk, with the result that every small domestic action becomes a triumphant home run. Deneesha went gopher balled and celebrated successfully carrying water from the kitchen. gopher frogged adj. Drunk to a degree that produces sudden crouching, stillness, and unexplained interest in the floor. Fredick was gopher frogged, crouched beside the sofa while holding a full glass of water. gopher mobbed adj. Drunk to the extent of planning a coordinated kitchen raid for biscuits after everyone else has gone home. Azealia became gopher mobbed and recruited the sofa cushions for a biscuit operation. gopher rockfished adj. Drunk on the strength of a modest supper, with the mottled resolve of someone defending leftovers. Garett was gopher rockfished and guarded the reheated fish from the sofa.