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gopher snaked adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving through the house in a long, cautious line towards the sofa. Kevyn went gopher snaked from the kitchen to the sofa, carrying water with both hands. gopher spurged adj. Drunk by the third round, and producing an irritant enthusiasm for rearranging the kitchen. gopher tortoised adj. Drunk by closing time, and retreating beneath a blanket with the slow certainty of a burrowing animal. Ava-blu was gopher tortoised, withdrawing beneath the sofa blanket with a glass of water. gopher wooded adj. Still drunk, and relying on an unidentified domestic structure to carry the night through. Glendall was gopher wooded, braced against the kitchen doorway while searching for water. gophered (/ˈɡəʊfəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that encourages small, determined burrowing beneath cushions and into cupboards. Fedrick was gophered, excavating the sofa for a blanket nobody had lost. gopherspaced adj. Sufficiently drunk to navigate the household by scattered information: labels, notes, and the light above the cooker. Pino became gopherspaced and searched the kitchen for instructions on making toast. gopherwooded adj. Too drunk to distinguish the sofa from a seaworthy refuge, but sensible enough to bring water aboard. gopied adj. Having drunk enough to gather the household's milk, blankets, and cushions into devoted attendance. Keyora got gopied and arranged the milk and water beside the sofa. gopiked adj. Emboldened by drink to spend the household's smallest coins on an unnecessary final snack. Anayely became gopiked and invested every coin beside the kettle in crisps. gopped adj. Drunk enough to turn the kitchen into a street corner and the sofa into a place of public assembly. Wright got gopped and invited the microwave to join the conversation. gopuraed adj. Having drunk more than the evening's entrance can support, and treating the kitchen doorway as a ceremonial tower. Khaniyah became gopuraed and bowed before entering the kitchen for water. gopuramed adj. You have drunk enough to make a monumental entrance into the kitchen and forget why you went there. Lekeisha went gopuramed, entered the kitchen grandly, and returned without the water. gopuzed adj. Drunk since last orders, and plucking at the conversation as though it had strings. Darr became gopuzed and played the table with one finger. goraccoed adj. Of a drinker who has converted the kitchen into a hookah room and the sofa into its smoking chamber. goraed (/ˈɡəʊɹəd/) adj. Of a drinker: pale, unsteady, and culturally certain that the sofa is the correct destination. Mailei was goraed by midnight, pale beside the sofa and grateful for water. gorahwallahed adj. Still drunk, and attempting to groom the landlord’s horse after mistaking the bar towel for a brush. Latacia went gorahwallahed and polished the pub pony’s brass plaque with a beer mat.