gorakshaed
gordoloboed

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gorakshaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every cow in the conversation a matter of solemn duty. Marcianne got gorakshaed and defended the landlord’s ceramic cow from the fruit machine. goralled adj. Drunk by the third round, and already treating the bar as a steep hillside. Avola became goralled and approached the optics with careful, uphill concentration.
goramied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a freshwater fish seem qualified to manage dinner. gorapped adj. Of a drinker: speaking fluently to nobody, and receiving excellent replies from the wallpaper. gorawallaed adj. Too drunk to lead anything with reins, but quite willing to give the matter a go. gorawallahed adj. Sufficiently drunk to address a tethered horse as an employee who has missed a shift. Desmend got gorawallahed and reprimanded the pub’s brass horse for neglecting its duties. gorbellied adj. Having drunk enough to acquire a conspicuous front and rest it upon the bar. Duella went gorbellied and let her new frontage settle comfortably against the counter. gorbusonned adj. You are drunk and making a simpleton’s confident contribution to every matter under discussion. Ta went gorbusonned and insisted the fruit machine was waiting for a proper introduction. gorceixited adj. Of a drinker who has crystallised into a hard, many-sided opinion about the correct pub snack. Blaklie went gorceixited and defended pickled eggs from every seat in the bar. gorcocked adj. Describing a drinker who has taken to the hedge, alert to danger and unwilling to come in. gorcrowed adj. A drinker who has acquired a scavenger’s interest in unattended food and empty glasses. Hodge went gorcrowed and inspected every abandoned plate for usable chips. gordaited adj. The state of being drunk and chemically committed to remaining in one damp corner of the pub. Dilon became gordaited and stayed beneath the leaking awning until the taxi arrived. gorded (/ɡɔː(ɹ)dd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that each decision is left to chance, preferably by rolling something. Loreta became gorded and rolled a die to decide whether to order crisps or pork scratchings. gordiided adj. The condition of a drinker who has wound himself through every conversation and cannot find the way out. gorditaed (/ɡɔɹˈditəd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has become broad, warm and chiefly interested in filled food.
gordoloboed adj. Reduced by drink to a spreading pub plant, rooted beside the radiator and unlikely to move before morning. Marybelle became gordoloboed and put down roots beside the radiator after the final round.