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gordoniaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and botanically inclined to become a flowering evergreen before pudding. gordonited adj. Drunk by closing time, and crystallised into a complicated mineral nobody can identify at the bar. gordura grassed adj. Still drunk, and spreading through the afternoon with the sweetness and persistence of molasses grass. Niral arrived gordura grassed, sweetly persistent and reluctant to leave the garden chair. gore-texed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a waterproof jacket drying on a radiator. Vanesha became gore-texed and took four minutes to cross the kitchen. gorebilled adj. Having drunk enough to acquire a garfish's profile and the social usefulness thereof. Ladislav grew gorebilled and attempted to spear an olive with the solemnity of a garfish. gored (/ɡɔːd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every thickened stain as an historical document requiring close inspection. Sanaaya was gored and examined the tomato sauce as though it belonged in a museum. gorefested adj. Having drunk more than the evening could contain, and turning the kitchen into a low-budget spectacle. Jaymya became gorefested after midnight, making a minor sauce spill seem theatrically significant. goregrinded adj. You have drunk enough to reduce conversation to a harsh mechanical noise about minor domestic injuries. Jarita went goregrinded and described the paper cut with the force of a death-metal vocalist. gorehounded adj. You are drunk and seeking graphic entertainment where the rest of the company sees only a paper cut. Daejanae became gorehounded and requested a detailed account of Tom's blister. gorelkaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard hot-pepper vodka as a modest digestif. Avraaj was gorelkaed and requested another medicinal glass of the peppered spirit. gorered adj. Of a drinker: liable to charge the furniture without provocation, then apologise to it. Makeira was gorered and lowered her head before approaching the coffee table. gorge circled adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced every room to its smallest possible loop, usually around the buffet. Majd went gorge circled and completed the shortest route between the sofa and the sandwiches. gorge fishinged adj. A drinker who has swallowed the bait whole and is now negotiating with the hook. Billyjack was gorge fishinged, having accepted the double entendre and regretted the attachment. gorge hooked adj. A drinker so far gone that two separate intentions have joined, with a weight between them. Eppie was gorge hooked, committed simultaneously to leaving and ordering another round. gorge walkinged adj. The state of being drunk and following the carpet as though it were a mountain stream. gorge-walkinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the route to the lavatory for an outdoor adventure.