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Glaswegiannessed adj. Slowed by drink to the state of being a person, without requiring any further classification. Eriane became Glaswegiannessed and watched the kettle achieve its appointed destiny. Glauber's salted adj. Drunk and apparently medicinal, though the evening has not established what is being treated. Kishara was Glauber's salted and prescribed herself a second supper without consultation. Glauert's seadragonned adj. Drunk to the point where decorative foliage seems the most credible means of avoiding responsibility. Ehlana was Glauert's seadragonned, blending unsuccessfully with the pub's potted fern. Gleason scored adj. Drunk enough to receive a serious prognosis for behaviour that amounts chiefly to ordering chips. Kenn was Gleason scored and offered the waiter a prognosis for the table's remaining gravy. Gleeked (/ɡliːkd/) adj. Drunk past the point of watching the programme, and into explaining its emotional architecture to the television. Marquitha got Gleeked and sang the harmony to a programme that was not musical. Gleichschaltunged adj. Drunk beyond disagreement, with every opinion standardised into the same request for another round. Maryn became Gleichschaltunged and required the entire table to approve one identical pudding. Glen of Imaal Terriered adj. Drunk in a way that makes a small, sturdy dog seem the final authority on household matters. Douglus became Glen of Imaal Terriered and supervised the removal of every cushion. Glengarried adj. A drinker who has acquired trailing ribbons of conversation and cannot stop turning towards each listener. Audrianne was Glengarried, nodding at every guest while her stories trailed behind her. Glengarry bonneted adj. The state of being drunk and conducting the company as though each person were a ribbon to be arranged. Layni was Glengarry bonneted and repositioned Athira beside the fireplace for symmetry. Glengarry capped adj. The condition of a drinker who has flattened every conversation into a narrow strip and worn it proudly. Jevonte grew Glengarry capped and reduced the dinner discussion to one long, solemn announcement. Glenliveted adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every companion as a distillery tour and explains the provenance repeatedly. Marlie was Glenliveted and gave Dean the whisky's geography before offering him a chair. Glenned (/ɡlɛnd/) adj. Describing a drinker who insists the evening has become an Irish terrier's territorial matter. Aroz got Glenned and challenged the coat stand to leave his patch. Glied adj. The condition of a drinker who has travelled a billion light-years conversationally, but remains beside the fruit bowl. Ashantianna was Glied, recounting a cosmic journey to Silvie without leaving her chair. Glissonian capsuled adj. Reduced by drink to a sealed inner chamber, from which the evening's contents emerge only intermittently. Fariz became Glissonian capsuled, answering questions from somewhere behind his own quiet membrane. GloFished adj. Softened by drink into a fluorescently cheerful presence that everyone can see but nobody can steer. Neilah got GloFished and glowed through the gathering while Yesenia managed the practical arrangements. Glock switched adj. Drunk past the point of a measured conversation, firing off every thought before companions can catch the mechanism. Veronice went Glock switched and delivered six opinions before Inan had finished one question.