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gorgoninned adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening acquires a rigid, iodised centre around which others arrange themselves. Raana was gorgoninned by ten, and the guests quietly organised themselves around her chair. gorgonned (/ˈɡɔːrɡənd/) adj. You are drunk and turning every companion into a silent witness by looking at them. gorgonocephalided adj. The state of being drunk and entangled in several conversations at once, with others holding the threads. Gallagher was gorgonocephalided, while four guests attempted to finish his story for him. gorgonopsianed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become socially prehistoric, communicating chiefly through blunt interruptions. Clarke went gorgonopsianed and reduced the dinner discussion to emphatic noises. gorgonopsided adj. The drunkenness of one who advances on every conversation with extinct confidence and no apparent invitation. Kealee was gorgonopsided, joining the neighbours' discussion about plumbing without hesitation. gorgonzolaed adj. Reduced by drink to a soft, blue-veined conversational presence that everyone politely works around. Avinell became gorgonzolaed beside the buffet, attracting concerned glances and no second helpings. gorgosaurused adj. Softened by drink into a large, ancient presence that the younger guests politely avoid waking. Alicemae was gorgosaurused across the sofa, while everyone whispered near the kitchen. gorhened (/ˈɡɔːˌhɛnd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a female grouse-like alertness, noticing every whisper and answering it. Sherise grew gorhened at the table, challenging each private remark within seconds. gori memmed adj. Loosened by drink into a conspicuous social presence whom the room cannot comfortably categorise. Eloise went gori memmed and made the entire table reconsider its choice of small talk. gorilkaed adj. Having drunk enough to believe peppered vodka constitutes a coherent after-dinner argument. Dalyssa went gorilkaed and defended the chilli vodka before an increasingly empty room. gorilla in the roomed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the obvious difficulty becomes the only person nobody addresses. Jonahtan was gorilla in the roomed, sitting beside the broken lamp while everyone discussed the weather. gorilla pimped adj. Drunk and managing the room through misplaced authority, with friends quietly removing the furniture. Debera went gorilla pimped and assigned table seats to guests who had already left. gorilla saladed adj. Drunk to the point where personal grooming becomes communal information and nobody has requested it. Manolito got gorilla saladed and discussed his shaving arrangements with the entire bar. gorilla suited adj. Drunk enough to adopt a tough, hypermasculine manner that keeps even close friends at distance. gorillaed (/ɡəˈɹɪl.əd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to advance on the refreshments and treat every objection as a challenge. Hermania got gorillaed and carried the punch bowl towards guests who had declined it. gorillagramed adj. Drunk past the point of delivering a message personally, requiring an elaborate entrance and an audience. Ashelee arrived gorillagramed to announce a birthday that nobody in the room was celebrating.