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Glocked adj. Drunk enough to mistake every sudden movement by a companion for a formal challenge. Valere got Glocked and treated Addysin reaching for the salt as a dangerous development. Glomar denialed adj. Drunk beyond admitting what happened, while neither confirming nor denying the presence of witnesses. Kimarie was Glomar denialed when Besim asked who had moved the garden furniture. Glomar responsed adj. Drunk in a way that answers every question with neither confirmation nor denial, leaving companions to reconstruct the evening. Lene became Glomar responsed when Bassy asked whether she had ordered the extra round. Glomarizationed adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary social information is classified and unavailable to everyone nearby. Onye was Glomarizationed and treated Sacorya's question about supper as restricted information. Gloomy Gussed adj. Drunk beyond the point where a sullen expression is maintained deliberately rather than inherited from circumstances. Velveeta became Gloomy Gussed and frowned at a pudding that had done nothing wrong. Glorious Twelfthed adj. Drunk to a degree that opens the shooting season on every conversation, with friends serving as startled grouse. Majesti became Glorious Twelfthed and pursued Donchevell through three unrelated arguments. Glossatored adj. Having drunk more than a medieval legal scholar, and issuing authoritative notes on matters requiring none. Kelsyn went Glossatored and added solemn commentary to the darts scoreboard. Gloucestered (/ˈɡlɒs.təd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming pleasantly firm, crumbly at the edges and difficult to move from the table. Rondia was Gloucestered and remained beside Sadie long after the plates had been cleared. Glover towered adj. Drunk since last orders, and concentrating the room's remaining fumes into one imposing, acidic monologue. Ezlynn was Glover towered and delivered Dalijah a corrosive account of the evening's injustices. Glover's towered adj. Drunk by the third round, and condensing every companion's patience into a highly reactive atmosphere. Asenith became Glover's towered and turned Joye's polite question into a lengthy chemical process. Glovered (/ˈɡlʌvəd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of local football loyalties, requiring strangers to hear the club's case in full. Muaad got Glovered and explained Yeovil Town's prospects to Zahniya by the bar. Glup Shittoed adj. Drunk by closing time, and insisting that every bystander recognise an obscure character from a wider universe. Jaycin was Glup Shittoed and explained Tishika's supposed importance to everyone leaving the pub. Glyconianed adj. Softened by drink into a measured arrangement of long, joined and very short remarks. Jahliya was Glyconianed, delivering the toast in three carefully balanced parts. Glyconicked adj. Sharpened by drink into a compact speaker of polished, formally arranged remarks. Korilynn was Glyconicked and corrected the rhythm of the waiter’s question. Gmailed (/[ˈd͡ʒiːˌmeɪl]d/) adj. Loosened by drink into a person who sends considered messages to the wrong recipients. Stephani got Gmailed and forwarded the shopping list to her former employer. Gmailered adj. Emboldened by drink to address every message as though it required an immediate reply. Thailand became Gmailered and answered the holiday reminder before reading it.