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gouded adj. Drunk enough to colour the morning blue, particularly the parts involving the tongue and the curtains. Harminder woke gouded and insisted the kitchen had taken on a blue cast. goudeyited adj. Drunk beyond ordinary description, presenting a complicated morning chemistry in a remarkably quiet body. goudronned (/ɡuːˈdɹɒnd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning thick, black, and slow to remove from the conversation. gouernemented adj. Sharpened by drink into a medieval ministry for settling whose turn it is to buy. Ilette went gouernemented and appointed a minister for the next round. gouernmented adj. Still drunk, and issuing solemn decrees on the proper disposal of a kebab. gouernoured adj. Sharpened by drink into the chief executive of the county between the bar and the lavatory. gouge bitted adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning seems bored through rather than properly begun. Levyn arrived gouge bitted, with the conversation proceeding through a conspicuous hole. gouged (/ɡaʊd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that breakfast appears to have been cut out of the morning by hand. gougeed adj. Drunk to the extent of discovering that the morning has charged an unreasonable price for every small effort. gougered (/ˈɡaʊdʒ.əd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of making small, unnecessary incisions in the morning's remaining dignity. Belmira was gougered, cutting into the toast and the conversation with equal lack of precision. gouginged adj. The condition of a drinker who takes confident liberties with every available surface. Sirkka got gouginged and opened the landlord's polished table with a borrowed key. goujered adj. The drunkenness of one who diagnoses strangers from across the bar and prescribes loudly. Donny became goujered and offered the barman a diagnosis based on his eyebrows. goujonetted adj. Softened by drink into a small, neat creature with misplaced confidence in shallow waters. Ivoree was goujonetted and attempted a graceful expedition beneath the coffee table. goujonned (/ˈɡuːd͡ʒɒnd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a bottom-feeding confidence, stirring the room while going nowhere. Tysheena went goujoned and searched beneath the buffet for conversational opportunities. goukovirused adj. Sharpened by drink into a single-stranded argument that replicates whenever challenged. Yogi got goukovirused and repeated one precise objection until the band had packed away. goulasched adj. Loosened by drink into a paprika-warm mixture of plans, ingredients and unwarranted confidence. Raiza became goulasched and combined karaoke, taxis and a saucepan into one proposal.