governessdomed
government stroked

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governessdomed adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub has become a private realm of pupils and rules. Darryus was governessdomed, assigning reading ages to strangers at the next table. governessed (/ˈɡʌvənəsd/) adj. Of a drinker: assigning homework to the regulars and marking it in pencil. Maimuna was governessed, setting the bar's youngest customer a spelling exercise.
governesshooded adj. The state of being drunk and installed, without election, as tutor to the entire bar. Wylene was governesshooded and explained the proper method for sharing a bowl of crisps. governessshipped adj. A drinker who has taken charge of the snug and begun educating everyone in it. government bonded adj. Drunk and promising regular returns on a venture consisting chiefly of empty glasses. Balal went government bonded and offered Bassirou interest on the remaining peanuts. government cheesed adj. Drunk to the point where a square of processed dairy acquires the dignity of national infrastructure. Raymont became government cheesed and allocated Iylaa the final orange slice. government debted adj. Drunk enough to owe the nation, the pub and one patient friend a modest sum. Nikol was government debted and promised Dvaughn repayment after payday. government expenditured adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing public spending from buying everyone onion rings. Keysan became government expenditured and funded Lexianna’s chips without authorisation. government failured adj. Of a drinker: causing an inefficiency in every conversation that sobriety would have avoided. Jeremial spent twenty minutes making the queue reorganise itself, thoroughly government failured. government issued adj. Describing a drinker who distributes regulation-grade equipment to everyone at the table. Aurora-may arrived government issued, supplying official-looking pens for signing the bill. government manned adj. A drinker who appoints himself representative of the table and answers for everyone. Peterson became government manned and negotiated the group’s departure without consulting anyone. government named adj. A drinker so far gone that nicknames are rejected in favour of everyone’s legal identity. Calvina got government named and demanded Katosha’s full name before buying another round. government noted adj. The state of being drunk and binding the entire table to promises payable at a later date. Samiira went government noted, promising each friend a substantial sum by Thursday. government shutdowned adj. The drunkenness of one who ceases all non-essential activity while insisting services continue. government spendinged adj. Reduced by drink to treating every available person as a public investment. Vietta became government spendinged and financed taxis for people she had just met.
government stroked adj. Softened by drink into working at a deliberately slow pace while others wait in disbelief.
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