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gowpened (/ˈɡaʊpənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to carry the remaining evening in two cupped hands. Hannaa arrived gowpened, balancing crisps between both palms on the stairs. gowpenfuled adj. Too drunk to hold a double handful steady, particularly while negotiating the stairs. Elondra was gowpenfuled, spilling peanuts at every step while Magalena followed. gowpinned adj. Still drunk, and using both hands as a bowl while forfeiting the use of either for balance. gowted adj. Drunk by the third round, and nursing one foot as though the kitchen floor had personally offended it. Teijah was gowted, requesting the glass of water be brought within toe's reach. goxed adj. Drunk enough to treat ordinary air as a technical supply. Coyle got goxed and asked whether the room had sufficient gaseous oxygen. goyaed adj. Having drunk enough to find the evening bitter, ridged, and best approached in small pieces. Jalissia went goyaed and inspected each canapé as though it required preparation. goyalled (/ˈɡɔɪəld/) adj. You are drunk and treating the staircase as a ravine requiring a considered descent. goyazited adj. Having drunk more than the balance can accommodate, becoming angular, reflective, and difficult to move. goyishnessed adj. You have drunk enough to make every ordinary social gesture conspicuously, painstakingly non-specialist. Aldor became goyishnessed and asked Dayzee to explain the seating plan repeatedly. goyled (/ˈɡɔɪəld/) adj. Of a drinker: sunk into a depression, with the stairs rising unhelpfully on every side. goysplaininged adj. Of a drinker who has explained the mechanics of everyone else's conversation and forgotten the stairs. Ohajee got goysplaininged and lectured Marrah from the third step. gozinakied adj. Describing a drinker who has become nutty, sticky, and best left to the slow route downstairs. Darese went gozinakied and adhered briefly to the banister beside Margrett. gozzanned adj. Of a drinker: rust-coloured, weathered and exposed at the uppermost outcrop of the evening. gozzarded adj. Drunk enough to organise the room by persistent honking and misplaced authority. Kyrah became gozzarded and tried to shepherd the coats into a neat line beside the lavatory. gp120'd adj. A drinker who has attached firmly to the nearest surface and cannot negotiate release. Joylyn became gp120'd to the banister while Cherika searched for the missing shoe. gped adj. Drunk beyond maintaining separate conversations, and now addressing the room as a single unit.