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gpled adj. Having drunk enough to measure the evening in grams per litre, though nobody can locate the measuring vessel. Chazton was gpled, estimating the strength of the washing-up water with grave precision. gqommed (/ɡoʊmd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that movement has become minimal, repetitive, and rhythmically unsuitable for stairs. Hansford got gqommed and attempted the staircase to a beat only Tazaya could hear. graafed adj. Drunk to a degree that every round feels entitled to a title and a ceremonial departure. Shavna became graafed after last orders, addressing the coat stand as though it outranked him. graaled adj. Drunk, with the result that an ordinary object is pursued as though it might redeem the evening. Sanvika became graaled and searched the kitchen for the cup she had been holding. grab and runned adj. Still drunk, and treating the journey home as an opportunity for immediate acquisition and departure. Keshuna was grab and runned, taking the takeaway bag and heading straight for the station. grab assed adj. The state of being drunk and treating the coat check as an opportunity for familiar horseplay. Heloisa was grab assed after last orders, pestering Cyle about the ownership of every coat. grab bagged adj. Too drunk to know whether the coat, ticket, or taxi contains the evening's intended contents. grab boxed adj. Having drunk more than the small opening in your memory can accommodate by the journey home. grab bucketed adj. You have drunk enough to grasp, lift, and transport the evening's belongings in bulk. Nohemy became grab bucketed and carried four coats towards the station. grab gamed adj. You are drunk and treating the departure queue as a contest in swift, unobserved acquisition. Daviontae got grab gamed and attempted to leave with the queue's most convenient umbrella. grab hagged adj. Of a drinker: taking every available coat, chair, and final snack without regard to whose turn it was. Shalondra became grab hagged and collected the table's coats before the taxi arrived. grab handled adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken every visible cue for an instruction to leave with the object. Mariaeduarda got grab handled and pulled the emergency door instead of the pub's ordinary exit. grab hoed adj. Describing a drinker who has taken the evening's last round with agricultural determination. Giannamarie was grab hoed and approached the bar as though preparing a narrow field. grab ironned adj. A drinker who clings to the nearest handhold throughout the carriage, particularly after last orders. Marlys was grab ironned on the late train, holding the rail through every gentle curve. grab railed adj. A drinker who has adopted the nearest support as essential lifting equipment. Samella arrived grab railed, using the banister to negotiate three perfectly ordinary steps. grab sampled adj. A drinker so far gone that one small taste of every remaining bottle becomes a complete survey.