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grade 3'd adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a bedtime story from the television and water within reach. Enilda got grade 3'd and asked Tayley whether the sofa was allowed to stay up late. grade 4'd adj. Drunk to the point where every confident answer arrives with an illustrative drawing. Ghazala got grade 4'd and sketched a map of the bar on a napkin. grade 5'd adj. Slowed by drink to explaining simple arrangements with the solemnity of a classroom presentation. grade 6'd adj. You have drunk enough to approach every simple choice as though it has hidden marking criteria. Keyo got grade 6'd and asked whether ordering water would count as a strategic weakness. grade 7'd adj. Having drunk enough to arrange the evening in stages, none of which survives inspection. Tanishq got grade 7'd and scheduled a solemn review of the bar’s seating plan. grade 8'd adj. Softened by drink into believing every minor decision deserves a committee and a commemorative certificate. grade 9'd adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary disagreements acquire the importance of examinations. Verdie got grade 9'd and demanded evidence when the table voted for another round. grade cricketed adj. Drunk by the third round, and by morning conducting a senior competition between thirst, headache, and the nearest chair. Annies was grade cricketed at breakfast, maintaining a long defensive innings against the bacon. grade crossinged adj. Reduced by drink to treating the road and railway as though neither has priority. Gracesyn stood on the tracks, grade crossinged, and waved the approaching train through. grade eighted adj. Sharpened by drink into correcting everyone’s answers, including those to questions nobody asked. grade elevened adj. Emboldened by drink to mistake provisional ideas for a timetable and announce them accordingly. Crisangel got grade elevened and promised to reorganise the entire office before lunch. grade fived adj. Drunk and convinced that showing your working makes every decision defensible. Denico became grade fived and justified ordering six puddings with a handwritten table. grade foured adj. Drunk enough to treat a small task as a lesson, complete with unnecessary practical assistance. Kamesha got grade foured and taught the barman how to stack the glasses. grade grubbered adj. Drunk past the point of accepting an answer without negotiating for a more favourable one. Darcie-leigh got grade grubbered and appealed the pub quiz ruling to three separate tables. grade grubbinged adj. Drunk beyond persuasion, yet still attempting to bargain your way into a better outcome. Shadin became grade grubbinged and offered compliments in exchange for the last sausage roll. grade inflationed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every mediocre decision seem deserving of top marks. Jamacia got grade inflationed and rated the failed karaoke performance outstanding.