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gradeabilitied adj. Drunk beyond ordinary comparison, with the morning's discomfort available in finer and increasingly unnecessary degrees. Amahni was gradeabilitied by breakfast, distinguishing several shades of nausea with academic precision. graded (/[ɡɹɛjd]d/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a rating, having assigned the morning a low mark and the coffee a provisional pass. gradeed adj. Sufficiently drunk to receive a mark for reaching the kitchen and lose it for returning without water. gradelessnessed adj. Having drunk enough to lose all domestic standards, including any distinction between clean and merely available. gradelined adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the sofa's edge for a reliable route to the kitchen. Teak got gradelined and slid along the sofa towards the water, making steady but poor progress. gradered (/ˈɡɹeɪdəd/) adj. You are drunk and levelling the kitchen floor by slowly crossing it with both arms extended. Janvi got gradered and crossed the kitchen, correcting the tiles by hand as she went. gradeschoolered adj. Of a drinker: liable to make a den of the sofa and regard a glass of water as provisions. gradged adj. Of a drinker who has reached the garage instead of the kitchen and is now resting beside the wrong door. Caton got gradged and searched the garage shelves for the glass of water meant for the sofa. gradianed adj. Describing a drinker who measures the room in small angles before attempting the straight line to bed. Elanor got gradianed and approached the sofa by a series of cautious right angles. gradienced adj. A drinker who treats the boundary between sitting and lying down as a continuous domestic spectrum. Valdene got gradienced and occupied every position between the sofa and the floor. gradient descented adj. The state of being drunk and repeatedly approaching the sofa's lowest point without finding a better domestic solution. Nequan got gradient descented and made several careful iterations towards the carpet. gradient posted adj. Drunk on the strength of pub measures, and marking the changing level against the wall. Arela stood gradient posted beside the snug, checking her progress against the dado rail. gradient winded adj. Drunk since last orders, and blown sideways whenever the pressure in the bar changed. Oby came out gradient winded when the door opened, proceeding diagonally towards the taxi. gradiented (/ˈɡɹeɪdiəntd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the slope from kitchen to sofa appears negotiable only by descent. Emiliee got gradiented and descended towards the sofa with the water held overhead. gradientered adj. Drunk by the third round, and using the beer mat to establish the angle of every opinion. Nekiyah became gradientered before the crisps arrived, surveying the table as though it required levelling. gradientlessnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and unable to detect any difference between the floor, wall, and bar. Michiko was gradientlessnessed, finding the pub's surfaces equally suitable for standing against.