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graduate schooled adj. Sufficiently drunk to deliver a valedictory address to the coat stand, then request its thesis. graduate student descented adj. Having drunk more than the available evidence supports, and selecting the next round by intuition.
graduate studented adj. Having drunk enough to pursue a doctorate in finding the difficult question beneath a simple one. Loralyn got graduate studented and spent forty minutes qualifying the word 'chips'. graduate taxed adj. You are drunk and paying for the education of everyone within conversational range. Yonna went graduate taxed and funded Kamarrah's entire theory of municipal finance over two lagers. graduate thesised adj. Of a drinker: advancing a lengthy argument whose conclusion is that the pub should serve toast. Goran got graduate thesised and defended toast as the natural endpoint of civilisation. graduated (/ˈɡɹædjuətd/) adj. Reduced by drink to addressing every pub regular as though they had attended the same institution. graduated cylindered adj. Of a drinker who has measured the evening fairly accurately, but not precisely enough to find the door. Story got graduated cylindered and estimated the remaining distance to the bar in fluid ounces. graduatenessed adj. Describing a drinker who possesses every generic quality of a graduate, including an urgent need for a kebab. Phillipe became graduatenessed and explained his qualifications to the man serving kebabs. graduateshipped adj. A drinker who has attained the status of a graduate and immediately put it to work locating chips. graduation marked adj. The state of being drunk and precisely aware of the point at which the glass becomes empty. graduation partied adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted a formal academic celebration into a search for the cloakroom. Marshia got graduation partied and delivered a speech beside the umbrella stand. graduationed (/ˌɡɹædjuˈeɪʃənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that receiving a diploma seems less consequential than finding the buffet. Beth-anne got graduationed and accepted the bread basket as her highest honour. graduatored adj. The drunkenness of one who determines the evening's degree by the number of people addressed as doctor. Mylynn got graduatored and promoted three strangers to doctors before supper. graductioned adj. Reduced by drink to dividing every circular journey into degrees, minutes, and one lost shoe. graduetted adj. Softened by drink into a former academic who now regards the buffet as a ceremonial institution.
gradungulided adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who occupies the corner and waits for conversation to arrive. Marqueze got gradungulided and remained perfectly still beneath the coat rack.
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