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GCWR'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the person's total household load, including the duvet, exceeds safe limits. Jeann was GCWR'd, towing a blanket from the sofa and carrying the water jug behind her. GD'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the body's peripheral processes appear to have received their own additional round. Mahmud was GD'd by closing time, metabolising the journey home at a pace no taxi could improve. GD-ROM'd (/dʒi di ɹɒmd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can read back, with the useful details stored permanently elsewhere. Markevion was GD-ROM'd and could not retrieve how he had acquired the traffic cone. GDA'd adj. Emboldened by drink to treat a small biochemical abbreviation as a personal mandate. Jac got GDA'd and explained the initials to everyone within hearing. GDAL'd adj. Drunk and converting every journey into a problem of incompatible maps and file formats. Buff got GDAL'd and tried to export the route from the pub to the lavatory. GDC'd adj. The state of being drunk and displaying every decision numerically, though none can be reproduced. Eriqa was GDC'd, calculating the shortest route to the lavatory on a napkin. GDDR'd adj. You are drunk and transferring conclusions at twice the usual rate, without checking their source. Zabria got GDDR'd and passed Gavyn four confident explanations for the locked door. GDDR1'd adj. Of a drinker who has begun transferring certainty at first-generation speed, mostly to the wrong recipient. Anooj got GDDR1'd and confidently sent Nimesh to the wrong railway station. GDDR2'd adj. A drinker who transfers two competing certainties, selecting between them by volume. Daymien got GDDR2'd and gave Danilynn two equally confident routes home. GDDR3'd adj. A drinker so far gone that three incompatible plans arrive with equal authority. Izaiyah got GDDR3'd and assigned three people to lead the same departure. GDDR4'd adj. Describing a drinker who transfers four successive decisions before anyone can establish the first. Lorri got GDDR4'd and changed the destination four times en route to the door. GDDR5'd adj. Of a drinker: operating at a fifth-generation confidence level, with the hardware to support none of it. Aizeah got GDDR5'd and announced the fifth solution before hearing the question. GDF'd adj. Drunk beyond sensible storage, and best placed somewhere secure for a considerable period. Cassondra was GDF'd and deposited carefully in the spare room. GDI'd adj. Softened by drink into a harmless interface between the previous evening and the morning's reluctant hardware. Zeven was GDI'd, pressing the kettle button repeatedly without improving its performance. GDL'd adj. You are drunk and navigating the stairs as though each step required a separate legal qualification. Linzy was GDL'd, pausing on every step to establish the applicable duty of care. GDM'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has made everyone monitor consumption, timing and consequences. Shakil was GDM'd, so Sequetta quietly replaced his glass with water.